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    Default HAHA DONK THORNE SHIP ME 5 DOLLLLLAS

    Rashad Evans, imo.

    Couldn't find a stream online, but I stepped outside for a minute to answer the phone, would have missed it anyways.
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    I don't know what this is.

    What I do know, though, is that your ass is mine tomorrow in fantasy football.


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    Did you read my smack talk yet??????????
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    DID YOU READ MINE?


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    Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

    Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

    I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

    I think he should give me the $5 instead.
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    i'm giving up drinking fwiw.

    i'll ship you the 5 spot when i wake up, spenda.
    derp
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    Anyone have a link to the fight that works??? The 2 i found are shit.
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    http://liddellvsevans.blogspot.com/


    damn, it's only the knockout now!!
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    Hahahahaha I'm glad I didn't go to the bar with you

    hope you feel better dthizzle, open invitation to run away with me in TX Ms. Bee.
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    ctb, this is a clear indication u should ditch that loser and run away with me
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    i hope you all diagf.

    i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

    still, diagf.
    derp
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    I've been pretty fucking drunk before, but I've never been shit-the-bed drunk. That's awesome.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    i hope you all diagf.

    i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

    still, diagf.
    Sounds like you need a drink.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    i hope you all diagf.

    i feel so awful on so many levels currently.

    still, diagf.
    Sounds like you need a drink.
    sick, but true
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    learn how to drink, amateur


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    learn how to drink, amateur
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

    Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

    I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

    I think he should give me the $5 instead.
    who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

    Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

    I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

    I think he should give me the $5 instead.
    who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
    seriously?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trikflow77
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Dave is currently propped up in the bathtub unconscious and pretty disgusting. He was on the bed, but then he made a mess, so we moved him to the bathroom by the toilet. But then he was in the way and we couldn't use the toilet, so we somehow dragged him into the bathtub.

    Everything smells like shit (literally) and my friend and I spent our Saturday night mopping and disinfecting stuff that he touched while being dragged around by us. Now I'm on life tilt because I've been afraid to go to sleep because I don't know for sure that he is okay.

    I think he's okay now, though ... finally ... so I guess I'll go to bed now.

    I think he should give me the $5 instead.
    who are you talking about? someone on ftr?
    No, she's talking about Letterman obviously.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    how do you NOT rate this a FIVE STAR thread?

    Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh tonight.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    how do you NOT rate this a FIVE STAR thread?

    Thanks guys, I needed a good laugh tonight.
    why? youre gonna win the gauntlet by default donkey
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    die gator, die.

    nearly 24 hours later and i still feel shitty.

    no pun intended obv.
    derp
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    nearly 24 hours later and i still feel shitty.

    no pun intended obv.
    I loled
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