The Greyjoy story can be told without Theon. His role is really just in him being a total cunt. I'm not sure if he has much role outside of being that total cunt, and he's already reached peak cuntiness. However, he could go more cunty, I just doubt that GRRM took him there. What I mean is that he most certainly could be written as Uber Joffrey, so to speak. Where the The Joff has been marginalized, it seems, Theon has some crazy epic desire to be respected, yet he's so damn cruel and dumb that he may only be able to get worse and worse and worse until somebody kills him

Come to think of it, I like that line, and hope they play him like that. I wanna see him betray his own family and try to get back in good with the Starks. Not that it would make any sort of sense or that it would work, but that's the sort of thing somebody like him would do

Also, he was eating fruit. 1) How the fuck do they get fruit up in the damn tundra? 2) Eating fruit could mean he's gonna die. I would HATE it if HBO did that though because it's so fucking dumb if it's a running symbol. It does work for a one off, but that's it.

Nitpick: Greyjoys could never invade the way they did. They're pirates who live on rocks and ships. Winterfell is in the middle of a damn continent, LOL at pirates even knowing horses well enough to get the job done in the time scale they did


A Man is easily my favorite character right now. I hope Arya doesn't tell him to kill Littlefinger though. It would be pretty shitty writing if LF needed to die for essentially the same reason the illiterate dude did, and I think her final kill should be saved for quite some time.


Part of me has Robb screwing the pooch big time by falling in love with that chick. Like he ends up losing the right alliance, then a specific battle, then becomes Lannister's prisoner or something


I want the Nightswatch to get fucked. Not that I don't like them, but I just can't respect anything that takes a vow of celibacy. So I hope that Snow falls in love and perhaps betrays the order. My hope is that he gets captured by the wildlings, and finds that things are different than he was taught and Benjen is still alive and had "defected". There needs to be some really deep and important mystery in the whole north of the wall stuff, and I want Snow to undergo some shifts in his belief system