"I dunno why I even folded a Queen there, I wasn't paying attention.... jesus!"

He mucked Q6o in EP.

I love the way he develops this strange complex about his opponent having K7.

"Winning with lower cards is better than winning with higher cards cause.... um...... it feels better"

This is CLASS!

He thinks A2o is a favourite against 99.

Fucking brilliant find! Love it when he kicks his door or something and goes "I almost had a straight!"