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    Default Funniest screen names in online poker?

    What are the funniest screen names you've seen on poker sites?

    My nominations:

    NuttyPooLog (Pokerstars, his avatar is also hilarious if you've seen it)
    yellowundie (Pokerstars)
    UltimateButt (Full Tilt)
    OMGClayAiken (Full Tilt)
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    OMGClayAiken is probably the best ever, and I honestly have no clue why.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    slavery_lol
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    blacksnatch
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    triptanes had "lolblackpeople" and i lold at that
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    hlacheen

    lol its hilarious!
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    himself fucker.
    OMGClayAiken is pretty good.
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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    himself fucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheFaucet
    blacksnatch
    This one was funny too but not because the name was clever. Y'know? Racist funny isn't the same as clever funny. They make me laugh for different reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    IdMuckYerMom used to play on Stars and I always thought that was a pretty good name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    slavery_lol
    This next to Bode's avatar is classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    slavery_lol
    This is the funniest I have heard of yet.
    Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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    listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwarfman
    DoUCY
    NOT FUNNY BOOOOH!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    OMGClayAiken is pretty good.
    its made funny by the fact that its actually a good play who plays relatively high stakes
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    IsaidTOPTOP
    "How could I call that bet? How could you MAKE that bet? It's poker not solitaire. " - that Gus Bronson guy
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    Looking through my DB...

    takeitstewy
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    Bil_Filmaff
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
    hahaha, wow, I'm actually kind of upset that I missed this.
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    I played stud with a guy named Barney Rubble today.

    And yes, seeing "slavery_lol" next to a picture of Bill Cosby giving a thumbs up is golden.
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    The only remotely interesting name in my DB is Jonnybumface
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kits
    The only remotely interesting name in my DB is Jonnybumface
    You like playing against nits
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    GlassBottomBoat is a friend of mine's SN, that has to be one of my faves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nehmer
    IdMuckYerMom used to play on Stars and I always thought that was a pretty good name.
    massimo's sn is muckingurmom
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    mum_basher
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    listening to a drunk raptor rail cts in the bahamas constantly going "muck em say uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nah nah nuh nahhhh" was hilarious, so muckemsayuhhh gets my vote.
    hahaha, wow, I'm actually kind of upset that I missed this.
    yah and then gabe is going on about how he thinks twincaracas is a huge fish and how he had some chat altercation with him. Little does gabe know that twin is sitting like 3 feet away, raptor taps tc and is like "HEY THIS IS GEEPEEE THREE THREE THREEEEE"
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    gabe why were you at a .5/1 table on stars the other day
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