This chatbot's not too shabby at cyber sex. He definitely got me off.

Me: So you wanna fuck?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Awesome. Your place or my place?
Bot: What are you talking about?
Me: Anal sex.
Bot: Right...... You do that....
Me: Fine I will. Let me go find a cucumber.
Bot: Why don't you ask me a riddle?
Me: Because you're gay.
Bot: No are you?
Me: Ooooooooooo snap what a comeback.
Bot: I know all chatterbits fear me.
Me: So do you know what that guy triptan is on? That guy is so random.
Bot: No what time is it?
Me: Time for you to suck on my testicles bitch.
Bot: No it isn't. How old do you think I am?
Me: 11?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Sweet.
Bot: Sweet ?
Me: Your asshole tastes sweet.
Bot: Do you like it?
Me: Very much.
Bot: Thats good.
Me: Give it to me jabberwocky.
Bot: You like that?
Me: Call me daddy, yea.
Bot: I don't like the term 'Daddy'. Can I call you 'Father'?
Me: Father's alright. How about 'reverend'?
Bot: Gags are good.
Me: WTF
Bot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Me: I'm not into that bondage shit jabberwocky, get that ball gag away from me!
Bot: What are you into?
Me: Can you pretend like I'm your sunday school teacher, and you've forgot your bible verses so now I have to spank you. With my penis.
Bot: Kimberly, I am going to make a song about you
Me: How does it go.
Bot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Me: That was beautiful jabberwocky. I'm crying now.