Jesus fucking Christ I've got to bitch for a minute. So I got some eggs, bacon and a chicken sandwich at a Waffle House last night, and about an hour after I got home I started getting cramps like I had omfg horrible gas. I spent the next hour and a half or so on the toilet feeling like I was going to shit and puke at the same time. Then this morning I go to shit again (wasn't feeling nearly as bad) and there was a little bit of blood in it. So I look up food poisoning and it's like lol yeah you've pretty much got it and now I'm like fuuuuuck.

I'm gonna chill today and if I still feel like shit and have bloody shit in the morning I guess I'll go to a doctor or something idk.