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  1. 01-22-2009 02:58 AM #1
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    Default fuck my life?

    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...8/#post8310741
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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  2. 01-22-2009 03:02 AM #2
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    you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.
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  3. 01-22-2009 03:08 AM #3
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    Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  4. 01-22-2009 03:22 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    you should be raising more preflop. the KK hand was the only cooler.
    haha what
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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  5. 01-22-2009 04:06 AM #5
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    yes fuck your life nuts :P
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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  6. 01-22-2009 06:12 AM #6
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    Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot
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  7. 01-22-2009 07:43 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Hmmm no... according to my calculations 1,000,000 - 15,000 = still a million dollars.
    This

    you would think a millionaire would be able to afford a better luckbox
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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  8. 01-22-2009 07:52 AM #8
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    Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
    I coach for cookie baskets... Hit me up nutsinho.. I'll get that luckbox in working order.
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  9. 01-22-2009 09:25 AM #9
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    wops. time to move up and chase losses !
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  10. 01-22-2009 10:20 AM #10
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    Lesson learned. 52o and 94o are >> AA.

    So sick. I still don't feel sorry for you.
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  11. 01-22-2009 11:00 AM #11
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    Shut up you've made so much money
    Check out the new blog!!!
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  12. 01-22-2009 11:19 AM #12
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  13. 01-22-2009 12:16 PM #13
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    yes your life is past the point of no return...you're fucked. wanna trade?
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  14. 01-22-2009 12:17 PM #14
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    side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
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  15. 01-22-2009 12:23 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    side thought...if nutsinho posts another fml thread strike? its insulting to all us lowly grinders.
    Yes this.

    I thought dwelling on coolers was something donks who haven't seen a million downswings do
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  16. 01-22-2009 03:07 PM #16
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    I'm not going to poke fun. that's a hideous set of beats.

    this is also comforting because this makes nuts seem almost human when we know full well that he's a god.
    Playing big pots at small stakes.
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  17. 01-22-2009 05:10 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Prefontaine collected $11011 from pot
    obviously a poor attempt at a bot
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  18. 01-22-2009 06:25 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Shut up you've made so much money
    this
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  19. 01-22-2009 09:38 PM #19
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    PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

    BB ($25.05)
    UTG ($26.45)
    MP ($31.10)
    CO ($10.45)
    Hero (Button) ($32.95)
    SB ($8.20)

    Preflop: Hero is Button with 5, 5
    2 folds, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, SB calls $0.65, 1 fold

    Flop: ($2.50) 5, 3, 2 (3 players)
    SB bets $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds

    Total pot: $4 | Rake: $0.15

    Results:
    Hero didn't show 5, 5
    Outcome: Hero won $3.85
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  20. 01-22-2009 10:33 PM #20
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    lol im not whining. i almost thought it was funny. i posted it because its something thats probably almost never been done before.
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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  21. 01-23-2009 04:42 AM #21
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    Impressive.

    advice: try to just spike more A's
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