The "Any Given Sunday" theory (The natural variance of poker) will cuase the stakes to be uneven between the boards. We have a lot less pride at stake. Unless they can just play a tourny for fun, they'll never go for it. And I don't think they're capable of playing for fun.

Also, where'd they get the idea that we're all weak-tighties. My response is always raise/bet more! I'm seriously just a bot with a random generator to alter my maturity and assholery levels from post to post and just tells every to bet.

-'rilla