Match Report

Kingsmill Athletic were left looking like they were always the bridesmaid never the bride after they were frustrated at every turn by FTR United's silky skills during this 5 - 1 defeat.
Richard monkey clearly thinks his team are the most skilled and highly tuned squad around. Why else would training be abandoned like an unwanted puppy?
There was no stopping FTR United's FTR Dwarfman who found himself on the scoresheet on 5 separate occasions.
FTR United have so many midfield dyanamos across the middle of the park, they could generate enough electricity for a small city.
The outstanding display today was from Man Of The Match FTR Dwarfman he had the kind of game that would make Tina Turner write songs about him.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Richard monkey looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that FTR United scored."
No matter how comfortable FTR United looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.