We often find unusual words, or usual words used in unusual ways, here at FTR and for anyone who's only been around the block like 1 or 2 times here is a guide to the jargon:

(This is FTR-specific. For general poker slang check http://www.gaminggurus.com/slang.shtml)

3gw/so - too complicated to summarize neatly. See below.

asshat -
noun: a person with hisher head up hisher butt
verb: to screw up

Avatard - a poor choice of avatar for the forums.

banning request - accepted

Beautifuk - Something that is so beyond belief its beautiful - useually used in a negative connotation, IE seeing Kings cracked 3 times in 5 minutes.

blind stratle - blind steal. [awesome, zen ... i barely remember ... was that pkrfanatic?]
[Editor's note: he was really trying to say straddle ... probably best not to re-open this wound

Cashouted - To have cashed out.
or
Cashouted: the loud sounds emitted from a poker player after he has made his cashout.

fukk house -- this is just "full house" with one of your fingers on the wrong key. Used only when opponent is holding it. If you're holding it it's just called a boat.

holibobs - holidays, i.e. vacations

The LeFou - Hold'em starting hand Ace-Ten. More specifically :Ad: :Th:
I'm honored.

lemon party - the less you know about this, the better for you. A shock site (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_sites)

Operation - a goal set by a player; for details see: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=25p. Don't start up any more operations unless you really do have an interesting one. They're getting annoying.

pwned - come on, now, you know what this is

Rebuys and strap-ons: (n) - a tourney with re-buys and add-ons that you were not told about in advance.

red cards - one way of using game theory to bluff PF. Raising every time you get red cards can sure throw 'em for a loop. It might also be very stupid; the verdict is still out. A variation of this technique is called "black cards" and you can maybe figure that out yourself.

Rippy - LAgg (That's "loose-aggressive" for those of you who have only been around the block 1/3 of one time)

Ripptyde - 7-4 offsuit; the best hand in poker. (Ed. And blackjack). Also the name of some guy.

Sholy shit! (part of speech): Speechless and shocked awe. Suprise beyond mundane vulgarities.

TABTA - "Tight as a Baby Turtle's Anus"; the proper way to play poker in many situations

Two waffles - rags

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