So I go to my ex-brother-in-law's place (after working out ), and a group of us are sitting around the table for dinner. In the middle of the meal, I notice there's a couple of fruit flies flying around our heads and point them out to our host. He's gay, btw.

He says, "Damn. I hate those things. I wonder what's attracting fruit flies?"

I pause for a moment, then say, "Well, duh."

His partner spat his drink all over the table, he laughed so hard.