*Disclaimer: This could get long. Also, I'm not purposefully trying to be an insensitive prick or whatever.
I'm the kind of guy who will not hesitate for one second to give up my life for the greater good. You know, like rescuing a few children from an oncoming bus by pushing them out of the way even if the bus is awfully close. You have no idea how they will turn out and you have no idea as to who the fuck they are or who their parents are, but still I would make every effort to save their lives. You know the guy from Independence Day who flew with the last remaining nuke that was strapped to his plane because it was unable to detach itself to be shot and instead he flew that shit with plane and all right into the mothership to blow it the fuck up to save all the ingrates left on Earth? I'm that guy.


That said:

1) In this world and reality, there is nothing you could possibly say TO ME to justify and/or explain the reasoning behind you taking your own life. Killing yourself is always and will forever be, IN MY VIEW, taking the easy way out, the coward's way out. You insta-lose all respect I had for you. No exceptions.

2) http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&s...mo&btnG=Search

3) He's depressed and will not take fluoxetine? There are several symptoms of manic depression, including but not limited to seeking attention of whoever will listen in the most outrageous of ways.

4) How about if this is some huge sort of level by someone with a wry sense of humor? Like the guy will simply go "offline" or simply put you in ignore mode, essentially faking his poetic death? Its a possibility.

5) What if his upcoming death is just metaphorical? As in "I will die but I will be reborn from ashes" etc. Again, this could be a prank by someone with a wry sense of humor.

6) yet another reason why prostitution should be legalized and regulated in the US.



Sidenote: While looking up Freud, I came across the following

is also renowned for his redefinition of sexual desire as the primary motivational energy of human life
This is 100% true, and i was seriously considering writing many pieces on it, but I have never read a piece by Freud, or any other psychologist or psychological study for the matter. I seem to have found a new interest, and for this I thank you Wufwugy.