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  1. 06-21-2011 04:37 PM #1
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    Unfortunately, it was also the day the ICTD union decided to strike.
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    unfortunately boost is not allowed to golf!

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  5. 06-21-2011 05:22 PM #5
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    Fortunately, it was also the day the GBC Union went on strike, so no one could golf!
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    Unfortunately, none of this changes the fact that golf is a sport for fat ugly people.
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  7. 06-21-2011 05:40 PM #7
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    Fortunately, obesity causes diabetes, which in turn carries erectile dysfunction as a symptom, so they will remove themselves from the gene pool and all will rejoice.
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    Unfortunately, that doesn't solve the problem of non-fat stupid people - they reproduce faster than any other type of human.
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    unfortunately all his insults are the fail

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  11. 06-21-2011 09:32 PM #11
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    Fortunately, there are plenty of standup comedians to steal insults from.

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    Unfortunately, all but 2 stand up comedians are arrested, Carlos Mencia and that dude who plays with the dolls (Jeff Dunham).
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    Fortunately, Carlos Mencia could not record the next episode of his show
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  14. 06-21-2011 11:38 PM #14
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    Unfortunately, they aired reruns.
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    Fortunately, TV sucks anyway in general so you're not missing much.
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  18. 06-22-2011 10:06 AM #18
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    Unfortunately, not watching TV means you're the one everybody looks at funny when you say you don't know or care who won American Idol.

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Unfortunately, that's because they don't want to make eye contact while they contemplate if you got a tongue piercing so you can suck dick better.
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    Fortunately, they don't have to try terribly hard to find out the answer is yes, that was the intent, but it doesn't really help.
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    Unfortunately, getting a tongue piercing in order to enhance your ability to perform fellatio also diminishes your chances of him ever bringing you home to meet Mom, although Dad might find it intriguing.

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    Fortunately, I'm not 87 years old and my mom would be okay with it.
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    Unfortunately, I bought the tickets from a scalper and just discovered that they are forgeries.

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    Fortunately, you can still sell them on eBay and hope to make back some of your losses.
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    Unfortunately, you have a pronounced gag reflex.

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    Fortunately, GMML has a case of emetophilia and would happily put that gag reflex to good use.
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    Unfortunately, this is not entertaining enough to take my mind off the pain while stuck waiting in a & e. Winge, Winge, moan moan. Spoil game for everyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Unfortunately, this is not entertaining enough to take my mind off the pain while stuck waiting in a & e. Winge, Winge, moan moan. Spoil game for everyone.
    Fortunately, thoughts of how DanAronG landed in hospital should be entertaining for all others.
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    Unfortunately, it didn't involve 10 hot naked 18 yr old girls, a beauty contest and a fight for my attention.
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