Flat Earth Thread

[BananaStand]

Yeah it figures that you're a round Earth sheep.

False, there are actually six flat-earths arranged into a cube shape, Which face of the cube you were born on is what determines which "direction" gravity works for you. So if you move from one face of the cube to another, gravity will pull you sideways across the entire expanse and off the other side into outer space.

[spoonitnow]

False, there are actually six flat-earths arranged into a cube shape, Which face of the cube you were born on is what determines which "direction" gravity works for you. So if you move from one face of the cube to another, gravity will pull you sideways across the entire expanse and off the other side into outer space.

The top and bottom aren't sides, dumbass.

Edit: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-k...b_3082484.html

[BananaStand]

Edit: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-k...b_3082484.html

I hope you fall down some stairs for this...

[spoonitnow]

I hope you fall down some stairs for this...

Hahahahahaha.

To be fair, I was actually looking for this interview with this guy who was trying to say that time was a cube (your previous post reminded me of it). He's being interviewed, and he's super serious. He says that the four sides of a cube correlate to midnight, 6 am, noon and 6 pm. When the interviewer was confused and asked how that worked since a cube has six sides, the guy was like....

THE TOP AND BOTTOM AREN'T SIDES, DUMBASS.

I couldn't find that, but I did see that link above when I searched, so I figured it was a decent consolation prize.