This was my favorite:

Firstly, how did someone get hold of my picture?

Secondly, here is a link to my profile picture album on facebook to prove it is me.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/al...=&id=545196118

Obvious by my username and facebook name being the same.

Thirdly, get a sense of humor. They were my wife's pregnancy dungarees that I mistakenly thought would make me look like Mario for a fancy dress party.

The creepy people are the guys who are continually claiming to be me. Weird.

Check the link or search facebook: Luke De Garis
Here's the pic: