If I'm flush with cash: Boddington's, Guiness, Caffery's
If I'm doin okay money-wise: Sleeman's, Rickard's, Amsterdam Nut Brown(mmm)
If I have some spare change: Alexander Keith's IPA
If I just want to forget how destitute I am: a 40 of Olde English, Bull Max, or Shlitz.

Right now I'm drinking the last of a slightly disgusting bottle of Kittling Ridge Shiraz-Cabernet. The taste makes me want to punch things.