Farting Really Often

[spoonitnow]

Yeah yeah yeah, I fart a lot, el oh el etc.

So anyway, are guys supposed to fart like multiple times an hour, all day? I seriously have gas like all the fucking time. Most of the time it doesn't stink or have any noticeable smell to it. My diet consists of mostly water, apple juice, orange juice, occasional Mountain Dew, beef, turkey, ham, pork, bread, cheese and potatoes with the odd vegetable here and there. Everything else about what comes out of my butt seems normal.

What seems kind of weird is that I've had this problem(?) as long as I can remember, and my typical diet has changed a lot of times.

[Ragnar4]

in before the ban

[kmind]

thinly veiled brag imo

[spoonitnow]

in before the ban

That's what I said about your mom. Zing.

thinly veiled brag imo

lol, but it's starting to become a problem

[Da GOAT]

get a gay to plug the leak

[jyms]

It's either diet or the way you eat.

[spoonitnow]

It's either diet or the way you eat.

I thought these were the same thing?

[Da GOAT]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

[Da GOAT]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

[nutsinho]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

[spoonitnow]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

I don't get it.

[euphoricism]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

[Irisheyes]

all i know is in ireland its legal to shit in the street bcoz you cud die if you hold it in

Really!? Woah I'm gonna go outside now and drop a turd!

[will641]

spoon i feel you dude. i fart a lot, and shit like 3 times a day. and these arent small shits too, theyre pretty big.

[Lukie]

It's either diet or the way you eat.

I thought these were the same thing?

depends how fast you eat your foot and how much you chew it.

also stuff like if you're eating a couple big meals or lots of little ones.

[spoonitnow]

It's either diet or the way you eat.

I thought these were the same thing?

depends how fast you eat your foot and how much you chew it.

also stuff like if you're eating a couple big meals or lots of little ones.

Oh, gotcha.

I usually eat 4-5 smallish meals a day, but I think this is mostly a habit I kept from my wrestling days of high school because I don't really do anything active with my diet. I do eat pretty fast, but I chew my food rather well.

[flomo]

pics?

[spoonitnow]

pics?

How do you take a pic of a fart?

[badgers]

use flour

[gabe]

google facts on farts website

[ProZachNation]

Last week two nights in a row I could not stop ripping ass in bed like full huge colon cleaning farts every few minutes for at least an hour. Not as fun as it sounds.

Worst is like in public when you hold it in and get a cramp trying not to rip one.

I feel your pain.



Isn't apple juice a natural laxative?

[KoRnholio]

use flour

Maybe this guy has some competition now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofn8-3SWd8M

[flomo]

try setting them on fire

that might help

[BankItDrew]

Maybe you should take shits more often.

[Sheetah]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCfVVkT2KI

[will641]

http://www.fart-sounds.net/facts_on_...rt_gas_made_of

holy crap the avg number of farts per day is 14.

Is it true that some people never fart?

No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.

Is it harmful to hold in farts?

There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatulence is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for peoples' health. There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.
Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much.

[will641]

try setting them on fire

that might help

according the web site that is actually possible. i do not believe it.

Is it really possible to ignite farts?

The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice.
There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.

[mrhappy333]

too much dark beer IMO

[spoonitnow]

I don't drink imo

[Lukie]

I don't drink imo

This sounds like a far more serious problem.

[b-rabbit]

do you smoke?

[Ltrain]

try setting them on fire

that might help

according the web site that is actually possible. i do not believe it.

Is it really possible to ignite farts?

The answer to that is yes! However, you should be aware that people get injured igniting flatulence. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. A survey done by Fartcloud indicates that about a quarter of the people who ignited their farts got burned doing it. Ignition of flatulence is a hazardous practice.
There have also been cases in which intestinal gases with a higher than normal oxygen content have exploded during surgery when electric cautery was used by the surgeon.

We used to do this in college; it is hilarious. Wear jeans and lie with your back on the floor, butt up so you don't shoot flame back into your colon. Use a lighter.

[BennyLaRue]

We used to do this in college; it is hilarious. Wear jeans and lie with your back on the floor, butt up so you don't shoot flame back into your colon. Use a lighter.

I, too, have borne witness to this.

Advice: do not keep the vodka/gin/whatever close to where this jackassery will be taking place.

Spoon, people who swallow a lot of air will fart more. Do you chew with your mouth open? Drink out of cans? Both of those can lead to excess farting.

Also, stress can cause farts because it can cause your intestines to move food through faster. Really. Maybe this and the sex post are related if that is stressing you out.

[wufwugy]

apple juice, orange juice,

this is clearly a jopke

[spoonitnow]

I don't drink imo

This sounds like a far more serious problem.

Meh, I have legit reasons.

apple juice, orange juice,

this is clearly a jopke

At least 90% of what I drink is water or juices. The other 10% is probably mostly sweet tea when I go out.

[mixchange]

spoon i feel you dude. i fart a lot, and shit like 3 times a day. and these arent small shits too, theyre pretty big.

story of my life

i have never known anyone else that is the same



wow

[wufwugy]

I don't drink imo

This sounds like a far more serious problem.

Meh, I have legit reasons.

apple juice, orange juice,

this is clearly a jopke

At least 90% of what I drink is water or juices. The other 10% is probably mostly sweet tea when I go out.

oh i have no doubt that you drink juice a lot, but what i find funny is that you're not thinking thats likely your issue.

i dont understand the low down on the types of fiber and what they do, but im pretty sure that a diet that is mainly juice and meat (all in all no bulky fiber) is gonna cause the gas. maybe supplement psyllium husk. i do simply because i hate constipation more than i hate an ugly woman yelling at me, and i dont seem to come across any digestive issue no matter what i eat.

what it may be is that you're getting too little insoluble fiber and too much soluble fiber.

[boost]

getting out of class and into my car where I can relax, turn on the radio, and best of all rip ass as I drive home is such a great feeling. Also leaving a girls house after sleeping over and letting it rip right as you are out of ear shot, equally great.

[spoonitnow]

I don't drink imo

This sounds like a far more serious problem.

Meh, I have legit reasons.

apple juice, orange juice,

this is clearly a jopke

At least 90% of what I drink is water or juices. The other 10% is probably mostly sweet tea when I go out.

oh i have no doubt that you drink juice a lot, but what i find funny is that you're not thinking thats likely your issue.

i dont understand the low down on the types of fiber and what they do, but im pretty sure that a diet that is mainly juice and meat (all in all no bulky fiber) is gonna cause the gas. maybe supplement psyllium husk. i do simply because i hate constipation more than i hate an ugly woman yelling at me, and i dont seem to come across any digestive issue no matter what i eat.

what it may be is that you're getting too little insoluble fiber and too much soluble fiber.

Was never really implying that anything in my diet wasn't causing it.

[Kits]

getting out of class and into my car where I can relax, turn on the radio, and best of all rip ass as I drive home is such a great feeling. Also leaving a girls house after sleeping over and letting it rip right as you are out of ear shot, equally great.

Awesome. I hear ya brother.

[will641]

anyone ever watch the man show when kimmel and adam carolla were on it?

[Galapogos]

getting out of class and into my car where I can relax, turn on the radio, and best of all rip ass as I drive home is such a great feeling. Also leaving a girls house after sleeping over and letting it rip right as you are out of ear shot, equally great.

And they're so big and just keep coming for like a half hour. Fuck yeah, I love these moments too.

[Galapogos]

Is it really possible to ignite farts?

Were you never 10? This is the problem with the video game generation, you guys never learned how to entertain yourselves like this.

[Lukie]

Is it really possible to ignite farts?

Were you never 10? This is the problem with the video game generation, you guys never learned how to entertain yourselves like this.

even i saw it in dumb in dumber, so i knew it had to be true.

[will641]

its 10 A.M., i have been up for less than 2 hours, and i have already taken 1 good sized shit, and one big shit. i fear for my own life.