1. Jean-Robert Bellande
2. Michael Jackson.. see #4
3. Any notoriously cruel dictator fits here.. again see #4
4. Eddyreed05, Pokergod05, etc. (hi.. I'm looking for a backer over at pokerstars, I was wondering if you had any interest in lending me some cash bro)
5. Jessica Alba.. she's sitting on my lap though not playing poker.