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  1. 03-04-2009 01:40 AM #1
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    Default F*** their lives

    It's actually http://www.fmylife.com

    pretty funny actually:

    one of my favorites:

    Quote Originally Posted by Some poor girl
    Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML



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  2. 03-04-2009 01:44 AM #2
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    hai 3 weeks ago.
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  3. 03-04-2009 02:46 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    hai 3 weeks ago.
    omg burn
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  4. 03-04-2009 03:06 AM #4
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    Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
    lolllllll
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  5. 03-04-2009 03:20 AM #5
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    Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
    hahahahahahahah oh my

    like a quarter of these are idiots doing idiot shit
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    These are pretty funny. Bet a ton of them are made up tho.
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  7. 03-04-2009 12:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevster
    These are pretty funny. Bet a ton of them are made up tho.
    for sure. The made up ones are usually funnier though so I don't mind.



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  8. 03-04-2009 12:28 PM #8
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    A few that made me lol:

    Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

    Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

    Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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