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  1. 09-16-2008 11:13 PM #1
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    Default The F T R Big Game.

    Scotty Nguyen or Michael DiMichelle?
    DiMichelle.

    Tang or Kool Aid?
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  2. 09-16-2008 11:21 PM #2
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    Tang!

    Blondes or Brunettes?
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  3. 09-16-2008 11:31 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Tang!

    Blondes or Brunettes?
    Brunettes for sure!!
    Cigars or Cigarettes?
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  4. 09-16-2008 11:31 PM #4
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    hmmm...only 2 things come from texas...

    and i dont see any horns on you.
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  5. 09-16-2008 11:32 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Redhead

    douche or turd sandwhich?
    Douche obv.

    Fart or burp?
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  7. 09-16-2008 11:37 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Redhead

    douche or turd sandwhich?
    Douche obv.

    Fart or burp?
    burps
    Slap the leftists across the face or kick the leftists in the groin?
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  8. 09-17-2008 01:16 AM #8
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    proven scientific theory or made up fairy tale?
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    Proven Scientific Theory

    Butter Bean or Kimbo Slice
    The Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than average. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their mistakes
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  10. 09-17-2008 08:12 AM #10
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    left boob ldo

    stand or sit?
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  12. 09-17-2008 09:14 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
    left boob ldo

    stand or sit?
    Sit

    Checkers or Chess?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
    left boob ldo

    stand or sit?
    Sit

    Checkers or Chess?
    Checkers


    Shaved balls or unshaved balls
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    swat at a nest of hornets or douchebags?
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    douchebags

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    shaved ldo

    swat at a nest of hornets or douchebags?
    douchebags!

    or ?
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  17. 09-17-2008 11:22 AM #17
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    Rocco or RIPJohnGotti?
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    Rocco or RIPJohnGotti?
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    instaban or three strikes?

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  19. 09-17-2008 11:48 AM #19
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    instaban or three strikes?
    three strikes takes too long

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  20. 09-17-2008 12:00 PM #20
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    Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW!

    Post op tranny whos a 10 or 100% natural whos a 5?
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  23. 09-17-2008 01:42 PM #23
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    porsche or ferrari?
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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  24. 09-17-2008 01:51 PM #24
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    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    ferrari!

    left or right?
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  26. 09-17-2008 02:17 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    ferrari!

    left or right?
    I'm a righty so right. Lefty is way too awkward for me.

    Beer or Wine?
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  27. 09-17-2008 02:28 PM #27
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    joint or coke?
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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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  29. 09-17-2008 02:36 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    joint

    11 or 13?
    18

    Coffee or Tea?
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  31. 09-17-2008 02:49 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    Coffee.

    Asians or Latinas?
    BOTH!!!

    Cigars or Cigarettes?
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  32. 09-17-2008 02:53 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    Coffee.

    Asians or Latinas?
    BOTH!!!

    Cigars or Cigarettes?
    Cigars in vegas with scotch

    Chunky High Mileage Stripper or tight hardbody no contact stripper?
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  33. 09-17-2008 03:09 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    Coffee.

    Asians or Latinas?
    BOTH!!!

    Cigars or Cigarettes?
    Cigars in vegas with scotch

    Chunky High Mileage Stripper or tight hardbody no contact stripper?
    Tight hardbodied, 5ft 4inches tall, 12olb, 'c' cup, long legged, Puerto Rican stripper babe plus the very hot and grinding lapdance.
    (Spearmint Rhino..Good Times.)

    Speaking of Scotch, Gold Label or Blue Label?
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  34. 09-17-2008 03:16 PM #34
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  35. 09-17-2008 03:18 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    og you are disqualified for answering mine without either option
    I'm sorry, but 11 or 13 is waaaaay too young sir.
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    mac or pc?
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Mac.

    aerosol or roll-on?
    Solid.

    Bacon or Sausage?
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  39. 09-17-2008 04:24 PM #39
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    yo
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    bacon

    electric or safety razor?
    Electric cuz I'm a baller.

    Coke or Pepsi?
    (10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
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    coke.

    buffalo or mozzarella?
    Mozzarella

    Pre op tranny or post op tranny???
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    by tranny you mean transmission right? so definately post op...i like my transmissions in good shape

    biggie or pac?
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    by tranny you mean transmission right? so definately post op...i like my transmissions in good shape

    biggie or pac?
    Pac ldo.

    Hairy or bald???
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    Quote Originally Posted by animal_chin
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    bacon

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    Electric cuz I'm a baller.

    Coke or Pepsi?
    PEPSI!!!!!!!

    Bathroom or Car?[/i]
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  49. 09-17-2008 10:53 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
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    PS3!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
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    Nestle (Shaken not Stirred)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Whiskey

    Nestle or Ovaltine?
    Nestle (Shaken not Stirred)

    Sean Connery as 007 or Daniel Craig as 007?
    Sean fucking Connery, for sure.

    Gay light beers or disgusting real ales?
    Listen to my music
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    Whiskey

    Nestle or Ovaltine?
    Nestle (Shaken not Stirred)

    Sean Connery as 007 or Daniel Craig as 007?
    Sean fucking Connery, for sure.

    Gay light beers or disgusting real ales?
    Black and Tan (Half Guinness and Half Real Beer)

    Chipco Ceramics or Paulson Clays?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
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    Brunettes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Black and Tan (Half Guinness and Half Real Beer)
    Wait a sec...did he just suggest that guinness was not a 'real beer'?

    *has a seisure*
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Black and Tan (Half Guinness and Half Real Beer)
    Wait a sec...did he just suggest that guinness was not a 'real beer'?

    *has a seisure*
    That's racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Black and Tan (Half Guinness and Half Real Beer)
    Wait a sec...did he just suggest that guinness was not a 'real beer'?

    *has a seisure*
    That's racist.
    Yet he strangely seems to support interracial marriages
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer
    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Black and Tan (Half Guinness and Half Real Beer)
    Wait a sec...did he just suggest that guinness was not a 'real beer'?

    *has a seisure*
    Beer is regular Beer, Guinness is not regular beer, Guinness is known as a "Stout".
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Rocco
    Beer is regular Beer, Guinness is not regular beer, Guinness is known as a "Stout".
    Stout is a subtype of beer. It may not be 'regular' where you're from, but it is indeed beer.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer#Varieties_of_beer

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    Beer is for alcoholics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Beer is for alcoholics.
    Mouthwash and rubbing alcohol (or whiskey/vodka for the affluent boozers) is for alcoholics.

    Beer takes too long to get alcoholics drunk.
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    Beer is for alcoholics.
    Mouthwash and rubbing alcohol (or whiskey/vodka for the affluent boozers) is for alcoholics.

    Beer takes too long to get alcoholics drunk.
    rubbying alcohol is denaturized and something like methanol is usually added (i.e. made toxic) so that it can't be drank. this is largely to avoid liquor taxes and laws.

    any alcoholic who drank rubbing alcohol to get a buzz isn't going to do it twice, either by choice or by ability.
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    I know -- which is why it makes it the most dramatic choice of beverage for the alcoholic.

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    real or fake???
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