+EV or -EV

[nutsinho]

In this thread, you should respond to the previous poster by stating whether his proposition is +ev or -ev, possibly why if an explanation is warranted, and then making a new proposition. The proposition may involve paying a sum of money (banging chick in wufwugy's avatar) or receiving a sum of money (banging spoonitnow's fat bitch), depending on the nature of the proposition. The amount of money should obviously create a non-trivially easy decision for the next poster.

I'll start.
Listening to one Celine Dion album for 24 hours straight, offer is 250$
???

[swiggidy]

-eV

Watching gay porn including ass-to-mouth, cum swapping and bukkake for 24 hours straight. $1k

[IowaSkinsFan]

+EV

Having you penis cut off in a painless operation. Prize: Having sexual relations with the best women you could possibly have sex with for a year.

[bode]

-EV, unless of course you can claim your prize pre-penis detachment.

Eating a peice of horse shit, i.e. Jackass 2, for $200?

[thizzSantaCruz]

-EV, I ball way too hard in real life to attempt a bullshit stunt like that.

Spending a ton of money on a college degree when you barely attend class anyway but still manage to slide by?

[nutsinho]

+EV probably depending on the degree


1 hour of being licked all over your body by 12 naked male asian midgets, $10,000

[bigspenda73]

+EV

Banging the hottest girl in the world for 1 year but you know she has AIDS

[a500lbgorilla]

-EV

Bee sting on your ballsack, $200

[bigred]

-EV

Using lemonparty.com as your Christmas card (sent to everyone you know or work for) for $1K

[zook]

-EV

Having spoonitnow's thong photo as your desktop wallpaper for 1 month for $500.

[euphoricism]

Sold.

[nutsinho]

thanks for following directions

[bigred]

+EV

Kicking Euph in balls for free.

[nutsinho]

+EV.

Choosing Door #1 or Door #2 where one of them gets you laid by Jessica Alba every day for a year and the other one has Michael Jackson shit diarrhea in your mouth.

[ensign_lee]

Hmm....

E(value) = .5(laid by Jessica Alba every day for a year) + .5 (diarrhea in mouth once)

utility of laid by Jessica Alba every day = 1000 (out of 1000)
utility of diarrhea = -900

So EV or E(value) = .5(1000) + .5 (-900) > 0

Ergo, +EV.

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Becoming runner up to every job position you interview for, resulting in you not having a job, though tons of people think you're qualified. 50 jobs, minimum.

[Lukie]

utility != EV

this thread is flawed.

[a500lbgorilla]

-EV

Trying to derail this thread for internet pride

[Lukie]

+EV

betting don't pass in craps when Lukie is the shooter.

[IowaSkinsFan]

-EV

artificially inseminating a horse with your mouth. 10k

[dev]

-EV

Playing strip poker with supermodels... from the 50s.

[Harry]

Playing strip poker with old women for free? wtf? -EV

Writing (not copy & paste) a letter to your congressman about your thoughts on the UIGEA.

[ensign_lee]

+++++EV.

Having money in neteller right now.

[lolzzz_321]

[bigred]

BEST PSOT EVER TRIP UR SO HOT

[XTR1000]

-ev

playing a hockey match as goalie, wearing a shirt and jeans

[a500lbgorilla]

for what ammount of money?

+EV becuase hockey players are tough and stuff.

Eating nothing but yogurt for a month, 1k

[Miffed22001]

-ev

Playing in the superbowl, but without protection and padding etc (no cash)

[Harry]

-EV

Having your penis permanently moved 8 inches higher. $100,000.

[a500lbgorilla]

+EV if married.

Listening to 1 catchy ass song for 1 month solid, even while you sleep. 1k

[jyms]

after a week it's not so catchy but +EV after $500 paid to a psychologist to get the song out of your head.



Being flexible enough to give yourself a BJ $100

[swiggidy]

+eV, where is the negative?

Having sex with Paris Hilton with no condom

[bigspenda73]

so +++++++++++++++EV it's ridiculous

Sleeping with Spoon's chick for $500

[Miffed22001]

-ev

having a gang bang with 5 of the hottest chicks on the planet but knowing you have to suck some shemale dick before you start.

[Pokernub]

+ev

Shemale dick just seems not as bad a big hairy biker dick.

umm, having a gang bang with 5 of the hottest chicks on the planet but knowing you have to suck some huge, dirty hairly biker dick for an hour.

[bigspenda73]

-EV I think sucking a dick is always -EV unless the prize is monetary.

Getting paid a years salary to masturbate using sandpaper.

[thenonsequitur]

+EV if you're very very careful and your salary is high. ----EV otherwise.

Getting a man's name other than your own tattooed to your ass, offer is $76k.

[Miffed22001]

+ev, obviously works well if youre married/taken

having to pick red or black on one roulette spin knowing that if you win you get whatever your wildest dreams are forever, but if you lose you die instantly and thats it. Hitting zero is spin again

[givememyleg]

-ev

spending the night with bigred, $500

[a500lbgorilla]

+EV, though you won't shit right for weeks.

Heroically diving and taking a bullet for the future president (in 2040)

[yorib]

+EV
Double your bank roll, but no poker for a year

[swiggidy]

-eV for me cuz I should be able to make that much in 3 months, maybe +eV for a gabe or Lukie

Being flexible enough to give yourself a BJ, but you have to swallow everytime

[givememyleg]

-ev.... ew

posting an ad campaign made out of lite brite and having the city of boston shut down, $0

[pantherhound]

-ev

consuming nothing but strawberry milkshake mixed with canned tuna fillets, anchovies, cumin, mayonnaise and custard for the rest of your life, $1 mil up front

[gabe]

-ev

going to college instead of living it up?

[nomofoshobro]

going to college = living it up (i thought this was mutually exclusive)


flying around the world......in a suitcase in the baggage compartment. you get to get out and see the sights at every stop.