Epic FAIL In Progress, WHATS MY PLAY? [PICS!]

[Warpe]

I do not approve of fucking with total strangers in this way, there are enough fucked up things going on in the world without this shit. If this was among friends, I can see this being humorous, but why would you try to fuck up the life of a complete stranger? Obviously from the other responses in this thread, I am sadly in the minority here.

If you pimp out your daughter on craigslist expect to get fucked with.

agree with both posts.

[will641]

I blame google

and we blame you.

PANKFAG.

he blames google because he emailed the lady, and said google "[insert title of thread]; redzill4".

[bigspenda73]

We are also reporting you to Craigslist.

This line made me laugh, OH NOES, CRAIGSLIST POLICE.

[spoonitnow]

I blame google

and we blame you.

PANKFAG.

he blames google because he emailed the lady, and said google "[insert title of thread]; redzill4".

Fucking probably.

[speedcake]

craigslist police? sounds like a cooshy job

[dthorne04]

anyone who finds this funny legitimately needs to recheck their sense of humor.

[will641]

I do not approve of fucking with total strangers in this way, there are enough fucked up things going on in the world without this shit. If this was among friends, I can see this being humorous, but why would you try to fuck up the life of a complete stranger? Obviously from the other responses in this thread, I am sadly in the minority here.

If you pimp out your daughter on craigslist expect to get fucked with.

QFT!!!

there are certain things that a person can do in this world that warrants a prank, and this is one of them.

[dthorne04]

well obviously what the mom was doing was absurdly stupid, but it's a lot funnier to fuck with people who are assholes/douchebags/clearly deserve it. this just kinda hovers towards tasteless imo.

[Renton]

God dt get off your high horse.

While I obviously thought this was really awful, and I'd hate for it to happen to me, and do unto others and blah dee fuckin blah, and while there was even a small part of me that was slightly offended by even seeing this attempted, the part of me that objectively appreciates comedy realized (correctly) that this was really REALLY funny.

[Hawk]

While I obviously thought this was really awful, and I'd hate for it to happen to me, and do unto others and blah dee fuckin blah, and while there was even a small part of me that was slightly offended by even seeing this attempted, the part of me that objectively appreciates comedy realized (correctly) that this was really REALLY funny.

QFMFT

[dthorne04]

high horse? c'mon now. i find lots of stupid, crass shit funny. i just don't think fucking with random people is funny. while my first post is probably a little over the top, this is probably closer to what i was trying to say. i just think it's much more fun fucking with people who deserve it.

[Jack Sawyer]

fucking with total strangers is bad

but snitching on your brethren is much, much, many levels worse

DIE SNITCH MOTHERFUCKING DIE AND BURN IN THE DEEPEST LEVELS OF HELL

[blackatom]

that's so weak

[spoonitnow]

While I obviously thought this was really awful, and I'd hate for it to happen to me, and do unto others and blah dee fuckin blah, and while there was even a small part of me that was slightly offended by even seeing this attempted, the part of me that objectively appreciates comedy realized (correctly) that this was really REALLY funny.

QFMFT

[a500lbgorilla]

WHO WILL OWN UP TO THIS TRAGIC BREACH OF OUR TRUST?!

[will641]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

[animal_chin]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

And this is the first time you have posted in this thread.... Suspicious....?

[silu73]

Read my lips! I did not have e-mail contact with the mum and I did not e-mail her the link to this thread.

[will641]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

And this is the first time you have posted in this thread.... Suspicious....?

obv you cant count very well.

[animal_chin]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

And this is the first time you have posted in this thread.... Suspicious....?

obv you cant count very well.

Damn didn't check this page.

[Stacks]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

And this is the first time you have posted in this thread.... Suspicious....?

obv you cant count very well.

Damn didn't check this page.

Fail!!!

[Hawk]

I have a new theory!

redzilla himself is the snitch!

He thought this was going to be funny (it was!), but then realized that this was going too far and that it was going to send him straight to hell, SO he snitches on himself so that he doesn't have to "change his mind" and disappoint all of us.

lynch redzilla

[Sykedupp]

or the mother is a member of FTR... but i like hawkfans story better.

-Chris

[DrivingDog]

First of all, Mam should be taking her teenage daughter to church picnics, not whoring her out on the interwebs like some kind of cyber-Lolita. And she lied about the 38C. The only way that could be true is if there was a typo and the girl is actually 6'8" not 5-8. Anyways, what kind of mom puts her daughter's bra size on the internet? Desperado, that's what kind. No wonder the poor kid got dumped last time.

Second, Zilla's prank was a bit mean, but assuming he wasn't actually going to kidnap/sodomize the girl, it was certainly not an unreasonable reaction to Mam's stupidity.

Lmao that someone was actually morally outraged enough to rat him out.

"The jig is up asshole...We are also reporting you to Craigslist." Lmfao.

[BennyLaRue]

And she lied about the 38C.

This is what I'm saying. We were lied to first!

[a500lbgorilla]

And she lied about the 38C.

This is what I'm saying. We were lied to first!

Yesss, moral high-ground!

[badgers]

even in failiure this thread continues to deliver

[will641]

seriously i think the person who emailed her should man up and admit to it. obv we will never have a way of knowing who did it. we have a pretty good idea of who didnt do it, but there are several people who couldve done it. i mean seriously, how big a pussy do you have to be to go behind everyone's back and ruin a prank, then not be man enough to say yeah i did it, because i think its fucked up and wrong, and i dont care what y'all think.

[flomo]

lynch pelion

[Warpe]

I still think OP gave her something Googleable.

[badgers]

i checked google and this thread didn't come up when I quoted some of the more unusual phrases so idk exactly how google works obv but isn't; there some delay while it "trawls" or something?

anyway it wasn't found. the plot thickens

[Warpe]

No, this particluar thread doesn't come up but others do, so it's just a simple matter...etc.

[will641]

I still think OP gave her something Googleable.

lol warpe, women aren't smart enough to use the intarwebs!

[badgers]

WOULD THE CRAZED MOTHER PLEASE JOIN FTR AND REVEAL THE SNITCH

[will641]

maybe emailing the mam and asking for the email address of the snitch would work. then hopefully a mod could check out whose email it is. odds are shell tell them to go fuck themselves, but its worth a shot!

[DrivingDog]

maybe emailing the mam and asking for the email address of the snitch would work. then hopefully a mod could check out whose email it is. odds are shell tell them to go fuck themselves, but its worth a shot!

And while she's at it maybe she can come clean about the boobies.

[aka_red]

sorry for the delayed posting i just got into california last night after road tripping down here from home. but im pretty fucking mad and at this point im screaming for help from the commune in outing the faggot who did this. here is moms email {edited - a500lbgorilla}

[Hawk]

sorry for the delayed posting i just got into california last night after road tripping down here from home. but im pretty fucking mad and at this point im screaming for help from the commune in outing the faggot who did this. here is moms email {edited- a500lbgorilla}

so you don't deny that you are the snitch? very interesting...

[a500lbgorilla]

keep the mom's email on the d/l. we're not going to mass-harass her.

[aka_red]

sorry for the delayed posting i just got into california last night after road tripping down here from home. but im pretty fucking mad and at this point im screaming for help from the commune in outing the faggot who did this. here is moms email {edited- a500lbgorilla}

so you don't deny that you are the snitch? very interesting...

are you retarded? i am not the snitch.

also BOO RILLA. PM ME IF U WANT MOMS EMAIL

[aka_red]

HEY PANKFISH END THE WITCH HUNT AND JUST MAN UP TO WHAT YOU DID.

[DrivingDog]

I find it hard to believe that Zilla went to so much trouble to put on such an elaborate hoax. And yet his absence is telling....

[BankItDrew]

Red, why are you so upset?

Did you get in some serious dog shit over this ?

[Warpe]

ALRIGHT FTR WHAT IS MY NEXT PLAY?

my ideas were to ditch said daughter somewhere far from home where there is a casino nearby i can run to or take pictures of her crying and post them on the internet all over. and try to get blown before ditching her. i am open to other ideas. and how i should reply to this open ended "tell me more about yourself". keep in mind i still need to get her approval before i can ruin this girls sense of self. oh and for all you trolls there is a poll. lol troll poll. ALSO ON AN EPIC SCALE HOW EPIC WILL THIS BE 1-10?

lol @ Mr. Moral High Ground having a hissy fit

[a500lbgorilla]

that's how redzilla rolls boys and warpes.

grrr arrr rrr gaaaa!

[aka_red]

I find it hard to believe that Zilla went to so much trouble to put on such an elaborate hoax. And yet his absence is telling....

i have been road tripping to california and the internet connections have been few and far between dennys here and there, stealing off a neighbors internet at my friends house in portland. its also been my vacation so i have not been up to speed with alot of things. today i played my first poker in 3 days and it lasted 20 minutes.

[DrivingDog]

I find it hard to believe that Zilla went to so much trouble to put on such an elaborate hoax. And yet his absence is telling....

i have been road tripping to california and the internet connections have been few and far between dennys here and there, stealing off a neighbors internet at my friends house in portland. its also been my vacation so i have not been up to speed with alot of things. today i played my first poker in 3 days and it lasted 20 minutes.

Funny that's exactly what an elaborate hoaxter would say. And yet I don't suspect him, because if it WERE him he would stay in the shadows as all hoaxters do.

Ok, WTF was it?

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

[Galapogos]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

[zook]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

[DrivingDog]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

Really? your HS had a bra sizing competition? So did mine!

[DrivingDog]

Please. I've been eyeing up jailbait since I was jailbait myself. And who hasn;'t

Never hit any tho. Just i'ing

[givememyleg]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

you're 32? really?

would have taken the under if 25 was the line.

[zook]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

you're 32? really?

would have taken the under if 25 was the line.

uh, ty, I think

[BennyLaRue]

Cup size is easy

It's really the only important thing.

If she's 5'8 and chunky, she's easily 36" and probably 38".

[givememyleg]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

you're 32? really?

would have taken the under if 25 was the line.

uh, ty, I think

ya i guess i prolly wouldnt like hearing that either lol... im 22 and always get told i look 15 so it's annoying. sorry zach, but it was meant to be a compliment! :P

[zook]

ya i guess i prolly wouldnt like hearing that either lol... im 22 and always get told i look 15 so it's annoying. sorry zach, but it was meant to be a compliment! :P

compliment appreciated carl carl carlson

[bigspenda73]

I'm 23 and look 30 according to most ppl

Life has been rough to me

[flomo]

I still think OP gave her something Googleable.

i hope she sees a doctor soon

[givememyleg]

I'm 23 and look 30 according to most ppl

Life has been rough to me

it's gotta be the hair, shave it ldo

[GatorJH]

I'd hit it. Still.

Oh and thread DEFINITELY delivers.

AND outer to mom should STILL go rot in HELL.

[Galapogos]

and can we PLEASE get an accurate assessment of boob size. Any experts out there. Forensic pscyhologists specializing in pre-pubescent bra sizes?

Check with all posters over the age of 40. No one eyes up the jailbait like a dirty old man.

I'm only 32 but I was the bra size guessing champion in high school. She's a 34 or 36 B. Cup size is easy, hard to tell the chest circumference because there's no side view. I'd lean towards 36 b/c she's a little chubby.

you're 32? really?

would have taken the under if 25 was the line.

The man is a doctor and his name aint Doogie. Thus, you are a prop betting fish.

[givememyleg]

wanna bet?

[bigred]

has it occured to anyone else that the person who snitched probably hasnt posted in this thread?

And this is the first time you have posted in this thread.... Suspicious....?

obv you cant count very well.

Damn didn't check this page.

Fail!!!

This was a good fail

[will641]

this is one of the best threads produced in the commune so far this year.

[aka_red]

nom nom nom

[Miffed22001]

so where are the mom pics?

[will641]

so where are the mom pics?

who knows, but judging from the daughter she is probably fat and old.

[nutsinho]

this thread doesnt do it for me :/

[ensign_lee]

Just saw this thread.

RedZill - that really is despicable. I mean, just on the basest human level there is.

The rest of y'all who want to screw with a random stranger and make her life worse - I mean, really - why?

There are now *three* "this is disgusting and wrong votes.

(and no I didn't snitch, for those of you who are thinking so. I just got to this thread. lol)

[will641]

oh my god it was ensign lee! hes been slowplaying us not posting at all!

[wufwugy]

she actually has mega hot lips

which is like top five most important things

[wufwugy]

shit i once fell in love with a chick because of her amazing lips

[ensign_lee]

oh my god it was ensign lee! hes been slowplaying us not posting at all!

Don't you mean slow*rolling* if you really believed that?

(insert Phil Hellmuth blowup here)

[Halv]

I still think OP gave her something Googleable.

i hope she sees a doctor soon

Late to the thread, but this needs more love.

[will641]

oh my god it was ensign lee! hes been slowplaying us not posting at all!

Don't you mean slow*rolling* if you really believed that?

(insert Phil Hellmuth blowup here)

yeah i was actually considering that, but i decided to stick with slow playing, because slow rolling implies you have something good, and telling the lady def wasn't good.