enlighten us

[ChrisBCritter]

i like these:

Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have...

Who said this? I've been looking for the wording on this quote for 6 months.

i actually saw it on one of those mushy email things awhile ago - no idea who originally said it though....

This is also part of the lyrics of Sheryl Crow's song "Soak up the Sun"... First place that I heard of it back in the 90's

[thepokervirgin]

if there's grass on the field play ball

[drmcboy]

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

[grnydrowave2]

if there's grass on the field play ball

That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

[mrhappy333]

8 to 80 with a pulse

[bigspenda73]

oldie but a goodie:

I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

[Galapogos]

if there's grass on the field play ball

That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

[swiggidy]

if there's grass on the field play ball

That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Old enough to crawl, old enough to assume the position.

[kmind]

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

- Jimmy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s <-- ESPY Speech

All-time fav.

[meeloche]

I don't know if money buys happiness, but one thing I do know for sure is that poverty does not buy happiness.

[gabe]

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

- Jimmy V

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s <-- ESPY Speech

All-time fav.

i love the part where hes like 'shit i got tumors all over my body, then in italian he says "go to hell"'

[Frink]

If you saw a perfectly edible cupcake sitting on top of a huge pile of horse shit.... would you eat the cupcake?

[gabe]

depends if i was hungry i guesssss

[bigspenda73]

depends if i was high i guesssss

[mrhappy333]

A stiff dick hath no conscience

[bigspenda73]

if there's grass on the field play ball

That's weak. "Old enough to walk, old enough for cock" I always say.

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

Old enough to crawl, old enough to assume the position.

If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud.