a conversation i had with some coworkers a few weeks back.


Jay - The brain is a muscle.

Me - What?

Jay - I said the brain is a muscle.

Me - Dude, the brain is not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Yes, it is.

Me - Oh my God. How dumb are you.

Jay - Man, I'm not dumb. The brain's a muscle. You're wrong.

Me - Yeah, uh, OR, you're wrong.

Jay - I'm not wrong. I can't believe you think the brain's not a muscle.

Me - What!? What!? I can't believe that you think the brain is a muscle. Uh, is the liver a muscle?

Jay - Man, Anthony knows the brain's a muscle.

Me - Fuck Anthony. He doesn't know shit.

Jay - Naw, Anthony knows. He went to college.

Me - Oh my God. The retardation.

Jay - Hey Anthony! Is the brain a muscle?

Anthony - Uh, yeah.

Jay - See, you're wrong. The brain is too a muscle.

Me - Yeeeeeeeah, I don't think Anthony went to college.

Jay - Yeah he did. He was like a Biology major or something.......Hey Anthony, what was your major in college?

Anthony - Uh, History.

Me - Yeah that's biology.

Jay - Whatever. He knows. It's two against one, man. You lose.

Me - I don't lose. You lose. The brain is not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Two against one, man.

Me - AAH!


and the next time i saw Jay was today, as i was leaving the building.


Me - The brain's not a fucking muscle.

Jay - What?

Me - The brain's not a fucking muscle.

Jay - Yeah, it is. Look it up, dude.

Me - I don't need to look it up. I'm not wrong. You're wrong. You look it up.

Jay - Hey Lacey, is the brain a muscle?

Lacey - Uh, yeah.

Jay - See, dude. It's a muscle. Anthony, Eric, and Lacey all agree.

Me - Well, you're all idiots. Wanna bet?

Jay - No, i aint gonna make any money tonight.

Me - Fuckin waah.

Jay - Dude, I'm gonna make like ten bucks tonight.

Me - Betcha ten bucks?

Jay - Fine.


i then get in my car and drive off. i see Eric pulling up so i pull in beside him.


Me - The brain's not a muscle.

Eric - What?

Me - The brain's not a muscle.

Eric - Okay.

Me - Jay's telling me that you think the brain's a muscle.

Eric - I never said that. That's retarded.

Me - Exactly.[/QUOTE]