so i dont still have the AIM conversation, but i remember it quite well. she was my girlfriend in those most awkward teen years, and i have almost always thought she was the dumbest person i've ever known. we'll call her Beth. also, our previous AIM converstation was 100% sarcastic.


Beth: *links me to a jewish menorah song/vid that's supposed to be funny*

Me: huh, so you still Jewish? (Messianic Judaism has been her religion of late)

Beth: Yeah. I can't deny my heritage.

Me: i know. just the other day i was thinking about becoming a Nazi. you know, because im German. actually, since im a quarter German that would make me a quarter-Nazi.

Beth: Really? Why?

Me: yea i hate lesser races.

Beth: Who do you consider 'lesser races.'

Me: pretty much anybody other than myself.

then, about 2 seconds later, she logs off without saying bye. i immediately know that she didn't catch a single hint of my sarcasm, and truly believes i am a Nazi. uproarous laughter ensues.


few days later i tell her brother (good friend of mine). he thinks it's funny. weeks later i see her brother and his wife, and his wife (Sarah) tells me about how Beth thinks im a Nazi (Beth's bro hadn't told Sarah until after her conversation with Beth). obviously, im finding this hilarious. the story is as such:

Beth: Did you know that Steve's a Nazi?

Sarah: What?

Beth: Steve's a Nazi. he told me so.

Sarah: Steve's not a Nazi.

Beth: Yes, he is. He told me so (getting pissed because nobody ever believes her)

Sarah: Whatever. There is no way he's a Nazi.


i am convinced that having a chick, especially one who knew me quite well, believe i am a Nazi is one of the coolest things i will ever do. and, so fortunately for me, i haven't talked to her since cuz she doesn't log on AIM anymore.