if i was a clown my name would be Fuckles.

cuz it rhymes with Chuckles, and i bet half the soccer moms looking for a clown for little Billy's birthday party wouldn't notice the difference. my balloon making specialties would be a hotdog and a donut, and all the kids would be like 'Yay, Fuckles! My hotdog and donut are playing with each other!'

i'd be a good clown.