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  1. 02-11-2006 03:27 AM #1
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    Default drunken post christening

    i spelled that right, hahahahahahah

    i christen this weekend, keep druinknmg evyerone

    beer so good
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  2. 02-11-2006 03:30 AM #2
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    bigred <3 cocks in hsi butt.
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  3. 02-11-2006 03:35 AM #3
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    god, your'e both so gay.

    with that said.

    LET THE ALCOHOLIC POSTS BEGIN
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    If you can spell christening, you're not drunk enough.
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  5. 02-11-2006 03:53 AM #5
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    important newsflash

    i'm drunk, and am drinking currently
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  6. 02-11-2006 04:20 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    If you can spell christening, you're not drunk enough.
    pancake bunnies should be shot, ahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by freechus9
    Ill fucka all of your mothers.
    My mo said u skipped her, u ass hole
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    bigred, do you have AIM?

    i'm thinkign a drunk conversation between you and me could be pure gold
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  11. 02-11-2006 04:44 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    I spell perfectly when I'm drunk.
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    Then you're obviously not drunk enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Then you're obviously not drunk enough.
    When I'm drunk, I will go back and meticulously correct all my typos until it's finally perfect. It might take me an hour to type something, but at least it doesn't look like I'm drunk ...
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  15. 02-11-2006 04:50 AM #15
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    well i stumbled in at 2 a.m. all drunk and full of smoke
    my wife said i have had enough, im sick, thats it, get out!
    so i stumbled down to kellys pub across the edge of town
    and i told the boys me story and we had another round

    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

    and mary mcgregor, she was a pretty whore
    she'd always greet you with a smile and never lock her door
    but on the day she died, all the men in town did weep
    for mary mcgregor finally got some sleep

    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!

    well i once loved a girl, a child im told
    i gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
    so now i sit standing here out in the pouring rain
    ill stumble back to kellys pub and cry away me pain

    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    and if i see a pretty girl, ill sleep with her tonight!
    we'll drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink, and drink and fight!
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    well, i gained some respect for you zach.

    quoting dropkick murphys=+EV. oh how i love that song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  18. 02-12-2006 12:55 AM #18
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    hahahha prozach = courtie of men. minus the nice body. minus the charisma. basically just the bitch.

    make me a mf sammich.
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    and she's also not a moron.
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  20. 02-12-2006 01:47 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    and she's also not a moron.
    and she doesnt look like shrek.
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  21. 02-12-2006 01:49 AM #21
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    heeeeeeeey, lets make out.
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