I LOVE BEING THIS DRUNK
01-24-2009 04:24 AM
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I LOVE BEING THIS DRUNK | |
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01-24-2009 04:35 AM
#77
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got drunk as fuck, watched Dark City (awesome fucking movie), bought like 6 movies, hung out with this chick I like, made thousands of dollars, life is good | |
01-24-2009 06:22 AM
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01-24-2009 07:38 AM
#79
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wow i made 10k at 25/50 last night and i dont even know how...was so fuckng drunk | |
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01-24-2009 10:44 AM
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01-24-2009 10:51 AM
#81
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I go for the salad, not the soup | |
01-24-2009 11:50 PM
#82
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01-30-2009 03:55 AM
#83
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Just woken up after falling unconscious on my bed with my clothes on. This was caused by drinking vodka from 8pm till 4am yday,Im still fairly drunk, I dreamt I was friends with Obama and that I spent time surfing at his awesome holiday mansion place, I also dreamt I was eaten by a shark at aforementioned holiday place. I fell unconscious at 5am, it is currently 8.51am. for some reason my knee hurts alot, I have lipstick all over my face and my t shirt smells like whisky, meh, I cannot remember how I arrived in my room, or anything from last night in general. Got up, made a ton of food, food good, now gonna go bac to sleep, yummmmm, the end. | |
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03-14-2009 01:13 AM
#84
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Bumping for obvious reasons | |
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03-14-2009 02:43 AM
#85
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can this double as a thread for when you're really really high too? if so, what's upppppp | |
03-14-2009 03:36 AM
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turns out the idea which i lamented about a few months ago, the one where alcohol gives me headaches (also caffeine and shoulder exercises) is not completely true. they were triggers, but the real problem looks like it was root canal infection |
03-14-2009 01:24 PM
#87
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What's getting a root canal like? Painful? I think I have one coming in my future and I'm not too pumped about it. | |
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03-14-2009 03:53 PM
#88
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i always thought root canal sounded like something that has little to do with dentistry | |
03-14-2009 06:19 PM
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03-14-2009 07:17 PM
#90
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No I don't mean I'm putting one off. I got kicked in the teeth in hockey years ago and there was no real damage except a small bit of tooth chippage. My dentist patched it up and said it might be a problem later in life and if that were to become the case I'd need a root canal. I've been fearing one ever since. | |
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03-14-2009 09:28 PM
#91
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i just seen this aiad drunk thread am i'm drunk. been for my fiorts Korean meal in New Malden. v nice. no dog. | |
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03-14-2009 09:40 PM
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its funny to me how people drunk post and misspell and use poor grammar and all, while when i drunk post nobody can tell the difference. i would hafta be blackout, smashing shit drunk in order to not post using the exact same spelling and grammar as normal |
03-14-2009 09:42 PM
#93
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clearly not drunk enough. Also likely drinking alone and thus lacking the frantic excitement of trying to summarize an awesome day just before passing out or finding a fleeting moment to pull yourself away from the fun to type shit on the internet. | |
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03-14-2009 09:52 PM
#94
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probavbl y omgzx |
03-15-2009 03:20 AM
#95
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JEMSNON WUFWFUKL NOT ASIANS ANYMORE? SO GAY BUT SO HOT POSTER OF THE YEAR JUST AKS ZIANIT I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE | |
03-15-2009 03:20 AM
#96
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THAT SHOULD SAY XIANTI I | |
03-15-2009 03:24 AM
#97
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HU for rolls? Let's go find me, i'm asleep thoguth booyakasha ali g style | |
03-15-2009 03:24 AM
#98
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i fasdfasd my friend paid for all my drinks | |
03-15-2009 05:31 AM
#99
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Dear BB. Consider being less of an ass when completely wasted. It leads to less awkward mornings. | |
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03-15-2009 07:24 AM
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Have you got guys the same sentence what's coming every saturday when you woke up ? something like : "damn, i won't drink again" ;s |
03-15-2009 01:21 PM
#101
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03-15-2009 08:13 PM
#102
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03-22-2009 03:57 AM
#103
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i'm super twisted right now. it has taken me 4 minutes to make this post amke somewhat sense. | |
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03-22-2009 03:23 PM
#104
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lol at twisted | |
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03-29-2009 02:45 AM
#105
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fml | |
03-29-2009 02:48 AM
#106
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fags | |
03-29-2009 03:01 AM
#107
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my wife is pissed because I am drunk | |
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03-29-2009 03:15 AM
#108
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life really sucks because she owns me, and she's hot, but that's awesome and not the point | |
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03-29-2009 03:23 AM
#109
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hjahaha i'm drunk but i'm not owned by nobodys. this girl tried to get me to be lame like UG but i was all like naw bitch i'm leaving. gotta drinks more | |
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03-29-2009 08:18 AM
#110
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WARNING: UG may cause awesomeness. | |
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04-07-2009 02:36 AM
#111
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i r teh drunk and i typed up some hudge post bout my problems but deleted it cuz posting about teh problems r teh gay omg no wai |
04-07-2009 02:41 AM
#112
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why did nobody like my jon lajoie thread that guy is teh shit yo |
04-07-2009 09:55 PM
#113
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say whaaaaaaaat? | |
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04-08-2009 12:59 AM
#114
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Quality Braveheart randomness. | |
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04-08-2009 02:46 AM
#115
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so i'm drunk and i posted a stupid poll earlier today about fake real shit like loch ness monster and goblins or whatever and people took it all serious and got defensive and then i got pissed cause i was like naw man this is supposed to be for funs so i was like you're wrong on the interwebs or whatever. but i mean really. its just dumb shit. its all for fun. i just want to drink till i fall down. bigfoot is obv real | |
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04-08-2009 02:48 AM
#116
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fuck you all | |
04-08-2009 02:51 AM
#117
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Only the Ogopogo is real, none of that far fetched nonsense in your pole. | |
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04-08-2009 02:58 AM
#118
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wtf fuck fuck FUCK fuck | |
04-08-2009 02:59 AM
#119
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why did it say poop who did that shit i'm losing it man | |
04-12-2009 03:04 AM
#120
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idk how i made it home tonight. amn im hammmmmmmmmmerd | |
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04-12-2009 07:55 AM
#121
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drinking for the masters! wooo! | |
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04-12-2009 01:02 PM
#122
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Oh man, I should have stopped in here last night. | |
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04-12-2009 05:00 PM
#123
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Sadly I always forget about this thread even though I started it. I'm actually borderline drunk at the moment, but will probably just sober up now | |
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04-12-2009 08:09 PM
#124
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haha drinking for the masters is so sweet | |
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04-12-2009 08:27 PM
#125
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So guys, I really want someone to start an operation titled "taking shots and taking shots" but I'm too much of a pussy/bankroll nit to do it. Who's game? | |
04-12-2009 08:30 PM
#126
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04-12-2009 08:34 PM
#127
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04-12-2009 09:55 PM
#128
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04-12-2009 09:57 PM
#129
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i'll do it! | |
04-12-2009 09:57 PM
#130
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need some ground rules, like when do you take a shot? every time you win a pot? every time there are 2 clubs on board? hell let's make prop bets while playing too. | |
04-12-2009 10:55 PM
#131
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yep im cunted | |
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04-12-2009 11:08 PM
#132
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I was thinking just get drunk, play outside your bankroll, and chronicle the adventures for ftr, but it would be more fun if there were rules. Take a shot every time you win a pot sounds excessive. Maybe take a shot every time you win a pot after the turn? | |
04-13-2009 08:08 AM
#133
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The question is... would a decent poker player with a high tolerance win more than a very good poker player who is a cheap date? | |
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04-18-2009 01:26 AM
#134
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If your from st louis don't even bother, just crawl into a whole and cry yourself to sleep you got no shot mesual have just skipped the games and gone straight to the golf course you got no shot. Oh yeah you can tall that bottle of wisers it ahd not shot to cause i can drink it all bitch. Thats it your done wait no i'm done bitches. | |
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04-18-2009 02:19 AM
#135
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Yeah bitches. | |
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04-18-2009 03:58 AM
#136
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Yup. Completely lodaed. | |
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04-18-2009 12:29 PM
#137
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wow | |
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04-18-2009 10:31 PM
#138
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fuck i finrd the durknk thrweanm, i an sio pooped its not funnny i yeah poopend drunk thread i lovethi s therdersdd | |
04-18-2009 10:43 PM
#139
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My king cans are all gone. Shoulda left work earlier on Friday. | |
04-18-2009 10:58 PM
#140
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04-19-2009 12:08 AM
#141
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lol hahahahahhhhh gggml so funny | |
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04-19-2009 01:44 AM
#142
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im out hrere | |
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04-22-2009 12:48 AM
#143
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hahah whatwhat what fuck jkobes a ho and so is hitttin grunner runner starightsz vs me | |
04-22-2009 12:54 AM
#144
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FUCK | |
04-22-2009 12:55 AM
#145
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dewars | |
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04-22-2009 02:45 AM
#146
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fake drunk hjomos. i can't stop hickupping. watfching sweeney todd. demon barber on hbosig. totdally awesoem | |
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04-24-2009 12:16 AM
#147
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AFter reading both my posts I just made, I felt I had to post here. I love my friends. I love beer. I love FTR. | |
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04-24-2009 02:39 AM
#148
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04-24-2009 08:04 PM
#149
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i'm getting there. not smashed but defo half cut | |
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04-24-2009 08:38 PM
#150
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+1 for the Boones? | |
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