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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    drinking thread is down the hall. this is drunk thread.

    Not drunk but drinking. I get your point now (flomo's as well) but I had to read the OP to fully understand. A new "Drunk Thread Part II" should be started as this one is tainted.
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    just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    This thread has been the "Hey guys! I had a couple drinks tonight!!" thread for a while now. See the first pages then compare them to pages in recent years for evidence.
    I love the first couple pages.

    /drinking but not drunk... yet
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    gin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.
    QFT.
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    gin
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.
    i read this as you being held captive
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i read this as you being held captive
    I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.
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    ho hum. almost out of everclear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    ho hum. almost out of everclear.
    Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImSavy View Post
    Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.

    experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.
    Time to start a Crack Thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.
    Had an uncle-in-law die this way. Blew out his liver 'managing' his chronic pain.

    When his kids when to his place (he was separated from my aunt), they went to drink some juice from the fridge and found it mixed with everclear. They all got loaded.
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    i say unintentil
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    such a tryhard drunkard
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    hi rpm
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    this season of eastbound & down is so f'n good. best season yet so far sez my inebriated brane
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    also grats to rpm and his tear. wat an hero
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    dozer stop stealing all the bear food

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    in other news i have never been so drunk that i couldnt spell perfectly. well, once, but then i blacked out and puked for an hour. it was at the office picnic. i rule
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    it's extremely rare I can't type meh/ok on a keyboard. when I fuck up ~50% of words and can't see straight I'm puking sometime in the next 8 hours fosho.
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    i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.
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    also, pretty sure that's what I'll look like legit in 10 years. Somewhere in the multiverse that's me eating wild sashimi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.
    yeah there's defo that goin' on
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.
    This, and it makes a more representative post
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    i just read and type so much that i can do it even when i cant do it
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    honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old
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    Quote Originally Posted by rpm View Post
    honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old

    you say poisoned

    i say enriched.
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    well yeah depends on my mood/how recently i got slaughtered. ask me again later in the week and i'll probably have nicer things to say about the dear old bitch alcohol.
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    gin.
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    one of my best friends just lost his job due to a medical condition =(
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    Alright, I'm ready.

    Gin.

    Working 24 hrs this weekend. Tomorrow off.
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    And re those that say they don't care about drunk typing - if I couldn't type reasonably well, I wouldn't type - I'd hope.
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    beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots
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    Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!
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    And fuck the innocent. There weren't any.

    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    start using your brain more and vagina less

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    i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.
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    Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!
    Keep on abiding dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.
    what kind? had a few sapphire and tonics last night after the kids went to bed and they were delicious as usual. Need to get some more Hendricks though.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots
    this woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    Keep on abiding dude

    Happe birthday!
    Thanks big guy
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    you say poisoned

    i say enriched.
    I agree


    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.
    Gin
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  53. #1403
    Gin

    It's the drunk thread... how the hell am I expected to figure that shit out in my state.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Gin
    QFT
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    people still watch football? god
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    Check your BAC privilege at the 'post quick reply' button.
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    im just a hater
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    still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement
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    You're a susober. A suspiciously sober... noun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement
    College football, bro. You can't get over the pain of barry sanders' graduation.
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    Victory lap. Pens game plus ACC footballs.
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    vaporizer and beeeeeeer. zzzzzzzing!
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    switching to everclear and orange soda. someone bought me another half gallon.
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    Does waking up drunk count?
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    DIPA
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    Trike races.
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    gin
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    I was pretty dickered last night. wiff got a little saucy also and passionate respectful lovemaking that wasn't even slightly war-like ensued.
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    I DD'ed last night for 3 very intoxicated chain smokers. Taxing.
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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Gin.
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    I DD'ed last night for 3 very intoxicated chain smokers. Taxing.

    Ha! Double meaning!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Gin.
    When this was first posted I thought I was in the joke thread and probably spent a good minute trying to understand why it's supposed to be funny.


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