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    Box of wine. Also made copious amounts of kimchi.
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    rum + pear cider
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    A friend of mine made 44 litres of wine, 22 each of red / white, drinking it all last night

    It was really, really good.
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    This shit way too bottom. Why you so bottom drunk thread? Anyway, glad I'm back. Missed you gys.
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    Also, seriously, meeting people who don't drink is weird. It's like, two totally different platofrms of being social. I feel like, why wouldn't you drink? Do you think you're better than people who don't drink? You should drink. maybe you won't be so uptight about drinking if you had a drink. right?
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    Also, don't fucking judge me because I like to drink. Fuck you. Not drinking doesn't make you better. It just makes you an asshole that refuses to take part in a social ritual that us humans have. Oh, you're better than that? Oh, it's not healthy? OH, you're father was an alcoholic and hit you? OK, well, maybe I'll let that last one slide. But still, fucking drink.
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    Alright, I actually feel kind of bad about the dad thing that I wrote. I was just being stupid. That kind of shit isn't funny and should never be funny. meh, sorry for joking about that.
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    Got the back of my neck pierced drunk yesterday in the city center, moment of randomness, although I have always wanted it done so win win
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    The drink gave me the extra balls to do it plus it didn't even hurt for obvious reasons
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFerguson91 View Post
    Got the back of my neck pierced drunk yesterday in the city center, moment of randomness, although I have always wanted it done so win win
    Back of your neck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Back of your neck?
    Yeah mate it's called a nape piercing, I don't have a photo of it but it is like this

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    This thread is for posting about being drunk, not for making me nauseous thinking about shoving metal into my neck.
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    Amazing amazing beer in NYC but I feel $6 or $7 is way too much, you know comparing it to nation, to pay for decent brew. Nation, how much you pay for delicious brew?
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    At a bar? anywhere from $5-8 for great draft brew.
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    At what point do you have a problem. is it the point of addiction or is it at the point of apathy.
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    Yur Inglish drink still is beter dan mine
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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    At what point do you have a problem. is it the point of addiction or is it at the point of apathy.
    I think that if the consumption of alcohol regularly (even if it's minimally) interferes with performing your job or other responsibilities, or taking part in other hobbies that you enjoy (or used to enjoy) then you probably have a problem.

    I think chemical addition is much easier to identify. If you don't drink for 48+ hours, does your body break down or do you immediately suffer? If not, then you're probably not chemically addicted.

    I don't have a chemical dependency on alcohol, but I do fall into habits of using it to mitigate stress and anxiety. During various stretches it has been a problem where it's severely interfering with completing work (typically because the task seems to onerous or I'm just worried about my ability to complete it at a very high level) or missing early morning meetings because I'm hungover or something like that.

    The funny thing for me is that if I'm not specifically choosing healthy options to mitigate stress (such as exercise, meditation, etc.) and I choose NOT to drink alcohol, I can still fuck my ability to complete challenging work tasks by simply finding distractions such as binging Netflix or some web series of YouTube (which leads to not sleeping, exhaustion and incomplete tasks at work). It's hard to explain to people at times that think I have a drinking problem, because they think i'm just making excuses. But I don't have a drinking problem, i have a problem with stress and anxiety. Not drinking doesn't fix that problem.
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    Yeah, no chemical issue here. I too engage in netflix binge watching.

    So besides working out what has worked for you?

    The most healthy i've been in the last 5 years is when I was unemployed 6+ months. I barely drank, and was NOT due to lack of funds.
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    im at the point now where hitting like 15% overall drinking capacity puts me in a shit mood about life
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    im at the point now where hitting like 15% overall drinking capacity puts me in a shit mood about life
    So you're a pussy?

    Jokes aside, I find if drinking puts you in a shit mood, there's something deep down eating at you that you should acknowledge. Drinking used to put me down only because I was kind of down overall. Now life is good and drinking is better.
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    indeed
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    you're all a bunch of alco scum bags
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    alright you got me i wouldnt be here if i wasnt drunk
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    so here's to escapism and australia's fantastic alcohol/tobacco taxes
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    im at the point now where im in a shit mood about life until hitting like 15% overall drinking capacity
    fixed
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    Are there any peeps in tha house?

    Me and the misses gonna watch "Ferris Beuller's Day Off" for old time's sake.
    (OMG! She aint seent it.*)

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    Reading this page from the bottom up isn't bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Also, seriously, meeting people who don't drink is weird. It's like, two totally different platofrms of being social. I feel like, why wouldn't you drink? Do you think you're better than people who don't drink? You should drink. maybe you won't be so uptight about drinking if you had a drink. right?
    I hardly ever drink (maybe 2-5 times a year), and yet, I totally agree with this.
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    , bovada threatened to steal my money due to inactivity
    that should fix it for another 18 months
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    I'm pretty sure starting this thread is the best thing I ever did @ FTR.
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    I'm pretty sure I have said the above before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    I'm pretty sure starting this thread is the best thing I ever did @ FTR.
    there also was that time you posted a vagina and got a strike. that was pretty rad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    there also was that time you posted a vagina and got a strike. that was pretty rad.
    Where's that thread? I remember it being super funny to see it all go down.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Where's that thread? I remember it being super funny to see it all go down.
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...il-163720.html

    pic is long gone though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    Thank you very much, good times.

    {image URL removed by Xianti... it's a closeup of a huge, naked vagina}
    Awesome.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    That thread made me laugh.

    To clarify once again, it was not a close up of a vagina. The close up of a vagina was printed out large enough to cover a friends wall. The picture was of the said wall with a couple people posing in front of it.

    /carry on with the drinking
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    I'm probably going to go out and get drunk tonight. csb.
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    This thread needs a bump from a durnk guy

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  42. #1617
    I had a big windfall at work (not poker related obv) and happen to be in vegas. Where do i go to splash around at 5/10 for a while??
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    Sorry so late, but Bellagio has nice seats.

    All else is pretty equal unless you want to play locals... in which case, go to a local casino off the strip.
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    Gin and win rhyme. just... well, yeah.
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  45. #1620
    Felt like a drink, not had one in ages & thought I'd try something different so went for a bottle of wine. Saw sangria in the shop and thought fuck it I'll get that not had it in years. Get home pour myself a glass and realise it's 5.5% not even going to get a slight buzz from it

    It is surprisingly nice for £3.99.
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    CO-OP Spanish Red £3.69 surprisingly drinkable.
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    I thought sangria was wine + brandy + fruit.

    Seems scandalous to sell it at 5.5%.

    Do you not use proof in the UK?
    Proof is double the % alcohol by volume.
    E.g. 5.5% alcohol = 11 proof
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey View Post
    I thought sangria was wine + brandy + fruit.

    Seems scandalous to sell it at 5.5%.

    Do you not use proof in the UK?
    Proof is double the % alcohol by volume.
    E.g. 5.5% alcohol = 11 proof
    Nope & you're forgetting the fruit juice. I can't complain too much it was nice. I think proof is more of a europe thing.

    I'd always expect it to be weaker than wine but I was assuming 8-10%.
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    Hey fuckers!
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    Who let you in here?
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    I'm back....and I brought rum
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    Hey shotty! I hope it's honey rum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Hey shotty! I hope it's honey rum.
    Honey and spiced - take your pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shotglass View Post
    Honey and spiced - take your pic
    Yes! I knew there was a reason you're awesome. Spliff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Yes! I knew there was a reason you're awesome. Spliff?
    Spliff, blunt...BONG ---- they'll all work

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    i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Yeah... fuck you Ong. You're probably right, but fuck you.
    I'll have to head over to the drunk thread real soon.
    What you on?

    I've just finished off a bottle of wine and I'm making my way onto the newly discovered diet dr pepper and vodka, the diet dr pepper being the discovery. Tastes like dr pepper (which is better than almost all soda anyway) yet I don't wake up with a vile taste in my mouth like when I drink things like coke.
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    So now I've been completely sold out by you Oksar do you have any thought on the stanhope podcast where Morgan Murhpy and Brett Erkiskon have a little go at each other?
  58. #1633
    More alcohol guys! It is our best treatment! VIVA la Beer
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    Quality first post, anna.
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    Listening to a few songs I used to listen to when I was at uni the first few times I did MDMA, I feel like I need to just get a playlist sorted and do some whilst chilling by myself in my room. I wish I was an outgoing MDMa user (maybe generally in person) but unless I know most people are in that messy state where you just want to meld together I think this is optimal for me. I imagine convincing a few of my mates to do the same is a harder thing.

    Especially when I kind of just want to listen to meatloaf on full blast whilst in a complete mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
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    Just say what you see, Jack.
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    OH HI THERE
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