Drunk Thread

[swiggidy]

bump, yeah. i did it

[givememyleg]

sup, swiggs?

[kingnat]

O'Hare.
United Club pass.
Free cocktails.
Walked in at 8:30am.
On Gin #5 at 10:15am.
Ran out of small bills after drink #2.
Gave bartender a 20 for drink 3.
haven't had a drink that was less than 2/3 gin.
still here for an hour.
gonna roll to my gate.

[STILL_mkd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGPTWODXUs

[daven]

cider, session, nlhe
dropping a stake or two for distraction tilt
millionty tabling
not sure about the soundtrack = shakira interspersed with reggaeton (reminds me of clubbing in chile and coke in uruguay?!), but fuck it, why not

ahh, reminiscing.... the type of shit that happened. I'd been surfing at sunrise, then juggling/yoga/more surf/asado/going hard all day, then clubbing. And at 4am this sort of mix happened.. en serio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPjVUtM6F4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MZNiksF1JA

[a500lbgorilla]

Dasvidanya!

[STILL_mkd]

[swiggidy]

sup, swiggs?

sup leg.

I don't remember making that post and that sorta makes me happy.

[bikes]

THE NIGHT STARTS NOW!

[bikes]

FAILING THAT

[KoRnholio]

Don't forget to unleash heaven:
http://www.the90sbutton.com/

[bikes]

PEOPLE LIKE SHOVING SHOTS DOWN MY THROAT AND I AM TOO WELL MANNERED TO REFUSE

[kingnat]

At the current time in my life, I would appreciate the opportunity to crawl into a bottle for 8-10 hours.

[!Luck]

God i love the fucking rhino went there this weekend it was great and i love being drunk i love it all afuck you cunts for not understanding being old and enjoying strippers id def. nice

[kingnat]

Hellllllooooooooo Nurse!

[Chelle]

I combined whipped cream vodka and bolthouse farms cherry multi-v goodness juice stuff.

I am drinking an unhealthy healthy drink. I AM IRONY.

[bigred]

Sup

[Chelle]

I'm sober-ish now. I had cold fries and the rest of a cheeseburger, also cold.

I don't want to be arsed into getting up for more, but damn that was a tasty drink.

[bikes]

work is done commence the assault on my liver

[bikes]

there are too many wet blankets in this world

[bikes]

work is done. GOFT is over. my job is in jeopardy thanks to pending state regulations. what better time to drink?

[OngBonga]

I'm sober-ish now. I had cold fries and the rest of a cheeseburger, also cold.

I don't want to be arsed into getting up for more, but damn that was a tasty drink.

wtf Americans say arsed?

[Chelle]

wtf Americans say arsed?

I feel bad for posting here sober, but anyway.

No, not a lot. I've got a slew of words I say. Sorry fancy England man.

[rpm]

Heh, fancy England man

[OngBonga]

Here, slew means to rotate on an axis, slide or skid, or past tense of slay. I had to look it up to see that in Yankieland it's a fancy way of saying metric fuckton.

Who's fancy now?

[Chelle]

Pinky up, mother fucker.

[kingnat]

THank christ for gin.

[bikes]

THank christ for gin.

[Luco]

pear cider

[bikes]

people make me large drinks of apple jack and are astounded when lightweight brett is completely fucking trashed

[bigred]

Shit was sooooooo good

[bigred]

AND A GOOD SOURCE OF FIBER OMG CAN U BELIEBE IT

[wufwugy]

Things John Kellogg did:

Created Corn Flakes because he thought the blandness would sap young boys' masturbatory strength
Bragged about never banging his wife
Got yogurt enemas on the regular

[a500lbgorilla]

Day drunk til sunday evening.

[kingnat]

I would love to post a massive alcohol-induced rant... but instead I will report the following findings:

Gin.

[bikes]

A LONG DECEMBER

[bigred]

A LONG DECEMBER

YAY COUNTING CROWS

[bikes]

I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WERE WASTED

[bigred]

That song sucks....boooourns

[wufwugy]

cant beat it

[bikes]

That song sucks....boooourns

I feel like we don't connect on any level anymore

[bigred]

OMG I like a wufwugy post and bikes is annoying me with his posts...ITS THE APOCALYPSE AND WERE ALL GONNA DIE THE DEVIL IS COMING

[bigred]

Clarifier: I still loves bikes very much

[bikes]

To reiterate. I still have a giant man crush on bigred

[bigred]

Hey guy! Right back atcha

[bikes]

moonshine and angry orchard was a interesting choice

[bikes]

AM I INLOVE WITH YOU OR THE IDEA OF YOU?!!?!??!!?1

[bikes]

d0zerz has gone to bed and i have lost my skype partner. off to check contact list for another drunk skype talk.

[bigred]

I've been drinking the IPAs. Tonight I had The Traveler by Adelbert's Brewery and Space Cake imperial IPA by Clown Shoes brewery. Both I heavily approve.

[bigred]

This is all I watch when I'm drunk now. Henry's goal at 14:00 against Leeds United is, in my opinion, the greatest sporting moment in the history of sporting moments.

[bigred]

13:25: You always go back where you belong. The love I had in the place...

[wufwugy]

you two are made for each other

[bigred]

I seriously get near tears when I watch the Henry vs Leeds goal. Greatest moment in sports for me. Now on to try this new game, Brothers, on steam...

[givememyleg]

THE BIG COME DOWN ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!???

[bigred]

THE BIG COME DOWN ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!???

AWWWWWW SHIT

[bikes]

vodka hurts my stomach. or i may be a pussy. i think the latter is more likely.

[wufwugy]

mb vodka is a pussy and ur badass stomach rejects it

[bikes]

mb vodka is a pussy and ur badass stomach rejects it

YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS DRUNK TO POST IN THE DRUNK THREAD BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS SIR!

[bikes]

WHY IS NO ONE ELSE DRUNK. THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS. MY CIV 5 PARTNER IS MIA THIS IS ALSO PREPOSTEROUS

[bikes]

i'll be your ill be your dixie chicken if you'll be my tennessee lamb and we will walk together down in dixie landddddddddddddddddddddd

[supa]

Back to back jagerbombs. Yeah that's happening.

[Chelle]

I'd like to say

hi.

[Chelle]

how u like dem apples bitches?!

No, seriously, cooked or baked in a pie?

It is taking me forever to write these sentences without typos.

[bikes]

http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalc...hit_a_new_low/



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bikes]

drinking partner d0zers skype mia =(

[bikes]

HERE IT IS! I FOUND IT! ALL HAIL MASTER EXPLORER BIKES

[bikes]

BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART

[d0zer]

SHOT TO THE HEART AND BIKES AND DRUNK VAPE AND DRUNK NOW> VAGINA

[bikes]

TO THE LOST

[bikes]

I SAID HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS. BUT HE TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[kingnat]

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[kingnat]

gin

[daven]

put up a rock climbing first ascent today.
celebrated appropriately.
won't be climbing tomorrow

[kingnat]

sunday funday, curling included.

[flomo]

Big Gulp of Scotch
Drunk