Drunk Thread

[supa]

drinking thread is down the hall. this is drunk thread.

Not drunk but drinking. I get your point now (flomo's as well) but I had to read the OP to fully understand. A new "Drunk Thread Part II" should be started as this one is tainted.

[d0zer]

just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.

[swiggidy]

This thread has been the "Hey guys! I had a couple drinks tonight!!" thread for a while now. See the first pages then compare them to pages in recent years for evidence.

I love the first couple pages.

/drinking but not drunk... yet

[kingnat]

gin.

[kingnat]

This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.

QFT.

[bikes]

itt sobriety snobbist

[kingnat]

gin

[wufwugy]

just spent the last 4 nights in the woods away from all civilization with 5 friends getting obliterated in nature. it was amazing but now I need a rest after that vacations.

i read this as you being held captive

[d0zer]

i read this as you being held captive

I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.

[bikes]

ho hum. almost out of everclear.

[Savy]

ho hum. almost out of everclear.

Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.

[swiggidy]

I cranked one out in the woods. was pretty sweet not gunna lie.

Nomination for POTY

[bikes]

Does that not just feel like you're drinking bleach? Strongest alcohol I've had was 82% rum and it just burnt any part of your body it touched. Don't really see the point of that when you can just have two shots of whiskey instead which tastes nice.

experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

[!Luck]

experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

Time to start a Crack Thread?

[a500lbgorilla]

experience more pain in life and you'll find everclear is a brief respite.

Had an uncle-in-law die this way. Blew out his liver 'managing' his chronic pain.

When his kids when to his place (he was separated from my aunt), they went to drink some juice from the fridge and found it mixed with everclear. They all got loaded.

[rpm]

SUP SHITSTAAINS caos luck nintentioall\

[rpm]

i say unintentil

[eugmac]

such a tryhard drunkard

[rpm]

bag canbt spell

[rpm]

theres a abanana talkon to me

[rpm]

hey eug

[rpm]

night slugs

[eugmac]

hi rpm

[rpm]

holy shit

[d0zer]

this season of eastbound & down is so f'n good. best season yet so far sez my inebriated brane

[d0zer]

also grats to rpm and his tear. wat an hero

[wufwugy]

dozer stop stealing all the bear food

[wufwugy]

in other news i have never been so drunk that i couldnt spell perfectly. well, once, but then i blacked out and puked for an hour. it was at the office picnic. i rule

[d0zer]

it's extremely rare I can't type meh/ok on a keyboard. when I fuck up ~50% of words and can't see straight I'm puking sometime in the next 8 hours fosho.

[bikes]

i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

[d0zer]

also, pretty sure that's what I'll look like legit in 10 years. Somewhere in the multiverse that's me eating wild sashimi.

[d0zer]

i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

yeah there's defo that goin' on

[bikes]

multiverse ehh?

DID YOU SEE MY LOL PICS 4 CHAN PIC?

WHICH WAY TO PLANET FUCK?

[swiggidy]

i find after a medium amount of liquor i just dont care if i type well. i usually have errors all over but drunk me simply doesn't give a damn.

This, and it makes a more representative post

[wufwugy]

i just read and type so much that i can do it even when i cant do it

[rpm]

honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old

[bikes]

honestly who spell checks when they're drunk? it's already sad enough that we come on here to our little internet forum to report to a group of strangers that we willingly poisoned ourselves to the intellectual/emotional level of a 2 year old

you say poisoned

i say enriched.

[rpm]

well yeah depends on my mood/how recently i got slaughtered. ask me again later in the week and i'll probably have nicer things to say about the dear old bitch alcohol.

[kingnat]

gin.

[bikes]

one of my best friends just lost his job due to a medical condition =(

[a500lbgorilla]

Alright, I'm ready.

Gin.

Working 24 hrs this weekend. Tomorrow off.

[a500lbgorilla]

And re those that say they don't care about drunk typing - if I couldn't type reasonably well, I wouldn't type - I'd hope.

[d0zer]

beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots

[supa]

Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!

[supa]

And fuck the innocent. There weren't any.

[bigred]

ME

[kingnat]

i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.

[Jack Sawyer]

Fuck off. It's my birthday bitches!!!

Keep on abiding dude

Happe birthday!

[bode]

i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.

what kind? had a few sapphire and tonics last night after the kids went to bed and they were delicious as usual. Need to get some more Hendricks though.

[Luco]

beers and pots, welcome to the machine of beers and pots

this woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[supa]

Keep on abiding dude

Happe birthday!

Thanks big guy

[swiggidy]

you say poisoned

i say enriched.

I agree

i can't make the font any bigger but please konw that i would if i could. GIN.

Gin

[kingnat]

Gin

It's the drunk thread... how the hell am I expected to figure that shit out in my state.

[kingnat]

Gin

QFT

[a500lbgorilla]

Sam Adams, Rogue Legacy. Soon Thursday Night Football.

[wufwugy]

people still watch football? god

[a500lbgorilla]

Check your BAC privilege at the 'post quick reply' button.

[wufwugy]

im just a hater

[wufwugy]

still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement

[a500lbgorilla]

You're a susober. A suspiciously sober... noun.

[a500lbgorilla]

still can't get over the pain of barry sanders' retirement

College football, bro. You can't get over the pain of barry sanders' graduation.

[a500lbgorilla]

Victory lap. Pens game plus ACC footballs.

[a500lbgorilla]

Vodka, tho

[d0zer]

vaporizer and beeeeeeer. zzzzzzzing!

[bikes]

switching to everclear and orange soda. someone bought me another half gallon.

[supa]

Does waking up drunk count?

[kingnat]

DIPA

[kingnat]

Trike races.

[swiggidy]

Imperial Stout(s)

[kingnat]

gin

[d0zer]

I was pretty dickered last night. wiff got a little saucy also and passionate respectful lovemaking that wasn't even slightly war-like ensued.

[bikes]

I DD'ed last night for 3 very intoxicated chain smokers. Taxing.

[kingnat]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gin.

[bigred]

I DD'ed last night for 3 very intoxicated chain smokers. Taxing.

Ha! Double meaning!

[Galapogos]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gin.

When this was first posted I thought I was in the joke thread and probably spent a good minute trying to understand why it's supposed to be funny.