Drunk Thread

[!Luck]

whys i bez drunk on weeknights only......


damn these words and the letters they rode in on.

[Pascal]

i am hammered

wroting this at a slnta

doo day sturdayt

[Lukie]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

[daven]

push-fold-drunk-boom

[kingnat]

gin

[Pascal]

gwannnnn ladssss thread of 2k13

quiet pints tonight, off out to get hammered tomorrow

[Pascal]

anyone else ever get kebab wraps upside down?

[d0zer]

also getting drunk tonight sup

[kingnat]

also getting drunk tonight sup

second.

[d0zer]

what in the sam hell fuck is this jibba jabba?

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/bo...or-inhaler.asp

[rpm]

checkin' in cos it's monday

[eugmac]

fuck. it's time for whisky.

[rpm]

hello again

[rpm]

i truly deeply sincerely hope i don't post in this thread tomorrow

[rpm]

which would actually be today

[eugmac]

i actually skipped the whisky, totally forgot that i needed a drink.

[Pascal]

wassssssssssup

[ChipEaterMan]

3 beers so far WASSSSSSUP

[supa]

Sup bitches?

[kingnat]

gin

[swiggidy]

Had two 15% beers tonight.

[bode]

barleywine, or actual beer? hopslam at 10% is about as high as i go and still enjoy it.

[swiggidy]

barleywine, or actual beer? hopslam at 10% is about as high as i go and still enjoy it.

It's classified as an English Strong Ale, was Samael's Oak aged ale. They had four years, I bought 2010 and 2007, I'll probably try the other two Monday if they're still in stock.

It was a bit much, more like a bready wine. I agree on the 10%, there are lots of good stouts and IPAs in that %.

[BankItDrew]

sippin' johnny walker black... fav stuff

[jyms]

Supa is winning the thread

[bikes]

why you post that. NOTHING BUT SADS FROM POSTING THAT

[supa]

Wow, I knew I drank too much but had no idea I drunk posted so much.

Oh, sorry bikes... for whatever.

[kingnat]

My liver is angry at my 5th place showing.

[BennyLaRue]

Supa is winning the thread

Everyone wins in this thread.

(Besides, 33 quality posts, mfer.)

[d0zer]

damn, gotta catch up to kingnats. I was right f'd up last night FWIW.

[bikes]

you dont have to be irish to march in the st pattys day parade

[bikes]

CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

some black fellow of african american descent taught me that i can just blame it on the alcohol.

[Pascal]

hi bikes

[bikes]

Hello

[Pascal]

st paddys day big in america?

[bikes]

yes. not for me. but for most others yes.

[Pascal]

you going to a parade?

[bikes]

negative i will be lying in bed

[Pascal]

negative fun

[bikes]

bad mornings usually follow good nights

[d0zer]

I'm also pretending to celebrate st paddy's day early tonight WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[bikes]

I'm also pretending to celebrate st paddy's day early tonight WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[d0zer]

[Savy]

Americans pretending to be Irish smh.

[bikes]

EUROS. SHAKING MY HEAD. DIRTY POMS. SHAKING MY HEAD. EVERYONE ON THAT CONTINENT SANS SCANDINAVIA. SHAKING MY HEAD.

[bikes]

i am watching ufc with d0zers i have 0 clue wtf is going on

[daven]

sunday arvo was on it at Albar. Nice way to spend a rainy day. Many people dressed in green. Drunk now obv.

some pogues

and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVUZuVZWHkk

reminds me, dunnae get the connection yet, of an afternoon at a cafe near Markstrasse where i lived in Sternschanzenviertel in Hamburg listening to live hiphop cos Kontradiktion were playing a short notice gig. If i figure out the link i'll probably just end up laughing

[ChipEaterMan]

Drinking the last beer of the weekend BURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[kingnat]

gin

[bikes]

sigh. night times are always so unbearable.

[givememyleg]

impressive, supa.

[supa]

impressive, supa.

The awesomeness of this post is I have no idea wtf you are talking about and am too drunk to give enough of a shit to go back to the last page and find out. Damn my life rules.

[d0zer]

supa crushing idts

[d0zer]

"idts" is my fingers trying to type "it" right now

[givememyleg]

The awesomeness of this post is I have no idea wtf you are talking about and am too drunk to give enough of a shit to go back to the last page and find out. Damn my life rules.

[kingnat]

gin

[bikes]

gin

<3

[!Luck]

fjklea;.
wasted
wanting to play leauge o lfegends...you bitches don't skno w shit. dnoe do you kneo?

[!Luck]

Some people really don't know how to hold there liquor. It's disgusting.

[d0zer]

Some people really don't know how to hold there liquor. It's hilarious.

fyp

[philly and the phanatics]

their*

[BennyLaRue]

their*

You don't know that. He might have merely missed a comma.

"Some people really don't know how to hold there, liquor. It's disgusting."

He's calling someone by the cute pet name "liquor". I imagine it's usual followed up with a third party saying "don't know her".

[bikes]

hi peoples.

[bikes]

grammar nazis can gtfo this is the drunk thread where irl i have an impossible time understanding anyone and the internet is no different

[d0zer]

grammar nazis can gtfo this is the drunk thread where irl i have an impossible time understanding anyone and the internet is no different

Benny and I have clashed about this before, and I remain steadfast in my belief that if the drunk thread isn't a safe haven for the grammarly-challeneged, then WHERE THE FUCK IS?



if you're still noticing grammar mistakes then obv yer not drunk enough




Your mom didn't notice any grammar mistakes in bed last night

[!Luck]

Money tip:
Low carb diet makes you a lightweight. No Regrets.

[BennyLaRue]

Benny and I have clashed about this before, and I remain steadfast in my belief that if the drunk thread isn't a safe haven for the grammarly-challeneged, then WHERE THE FUCK IS?

We didn't "clash". I punched you in your goddamn mouth on behalf of Ernest Fucking Hemingway because you couldn't develop a decent analogy when drunk. It has nothing to do with grammar and everything to do with being a man.

Then I ran away.

[d0zer]

We didn't "clash". I punched you in your goddamn mouth on behalf of Ernest Fucking Hemingway because you couldn't develop a decent analogy when drunk. It has nothing to do with grammar and everything to do with being a man.

Then I ran away.

See I thought my analogy was an obv troll because of how bad of a run-on sentence it was, which admittedly is typical of how how I type when I'm drunk, but I digress and say that if earnest fucking hemingway was a cunty grammar nazi drunk irl then he can eat a dick cuz ain't nobody got time for that

[a500lbgorilla]

d0zer, if it helps, I think you're an obvious troll.

[d0zer]

d0zer, if it helps, I think you're an obvious troll.

someone's gotta weed out the riffraff

[givememyleg]

someone's gotta weed out the riffraff

high thread is a few pages down.

[swiggidy]

You can tell the best posters by how often they post in this thread.

Edit: I just tried to spell rule, rull and was confused by the misspell underline. Drunkeness justified.

[d0zer]

high thread is a few pages down.

We have one of those? I always dual purposed the drunk thread as I can rarely tell which is dominating my consciousness....maaaaaaaaaaannnnn....

[swiggidy]

While I appreciate the joke, if there was a high forum and a drunk forum d0z would clearly be in the running for moderating both.

[d0zer]

While I appreciate the joke, if there was a high forum and a drunk forum d0z would clearly be in the running for moderating both.

The hardest thing about moderating the high forum would be dealing with all the buzz killingtons. It would also be tricky to remember that I was tasked with moderating a forum.