Drunk Thread

[a500lbgorilla]

Play the werewolf drinking game. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...et-189740.html

[swiggidy]

Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...

nh sir

[Roid_Rage]

Fuck yea, captain and sprite w/ awesome pizza.

Heartburn like a motherfucker!

[d0zer]

drunk enough to post! guinness & pale ale THATS WAT SHE SAID

[supa]

Went to bar. Got drunk. Got punched in the jaw. Then had sex here. All said it was a good night.

[supa]

also, fuck you imageshack. you suck.

[bikes]

this is getting to be my drunk drunk...drunk?

[d0zer]

bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...













...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.

[swiggidy]

sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out.

8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...

[Sasquach991]

bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...













...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.

^^this
Wife's still out of town

[Hoopy]

tonight was a good night

absinthe ftw

[d0zer]

pretty sure every absinthe night I've ever had ended up a "too fucked to post in this thread" night.

[bikes]

I am drinking the boost recommendation of Gruet.

IT's fucking amazing

[d0zer]

I'm about to start drinking ale. better post before things get toooo crazy

[!Luck]

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

[d0zer]

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

I hear it's a great way to score milfs

[supa]

Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant

Dude, this will turn you itno me.

Getting off wheat and barley and shit for 2 weeks to see if I'm allergic. No beer and worse no jack. Drinking vodka all weekend sucks. Gonna try some rice beer later.

[Hawk]

jw black for me. not drunk yet, but getting there!

[d0zer]

lots of ale anerb !

WIN!ING!

[supa]

Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!

[d0zer]

Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!

Well I suppose I can forgive your bailing on us given the amount of bacon involved...

[boost]

drank a silver of olde english last night. There's something comforting about drinking with old friends and drinking what we used to drink back in high school.

[supa]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come drink sake and eat bacon wrapped stuffs!!!!!!!!!

[boost]

oh shit

I was thinking the other day about how we never met up. I just bought a motorcycle, but I need to get insurance and tinker with it a bit before I'd trust it to take me all the way up there and back. We def should get up though.

[supa]

Sunday morning(ish) pazole.

[boost]

I never see pozole on the menu at any Mexican restaurants here in LA. Almost every taqueria sold it in Chicago. I need some pozole in my life.

[wufwugy]

self deprecation fascinates me

[wufwugy]

It's just all so stupid. We hold ourselves to irrational and myopic standards, and never seem to discover they're delusions. Every problem I ever had was something nobody cared about, only my personal insecurities give them the time of day. If only I could acknowledge this, but it seems my fortress is in maintaining facade

[givememyleg]

i know, right?

[wufwugy]

good lord i drank so goddamn much

[d0zer]

I also drank too much last night (for a weekday anyway)

[dranger7070]

No such thing as too much.

[supa]

Hi

[rong]

Preemptive drunk post. I'll be back with more typos and less sense later.

[rpm]

headache.

[rong]

Oj. Fuck. Yeah, that's right.



Hu.

[rong]

Fuck. O didnt mean to right that

[rong]

I give op

[supa]

Broke the rules and drank some jack. Gonna go eat bacon wrapped stuffs and drink sake now woot!

[d0zer]

really not sober. have bacon cheeseburger wraps I made earlier upstairs.

fuck yeah.

[rong]

Pain.

[supa]

Spent the day with the wiff runnin around to various bars around town. Jammed down to the harbor cuz we got some inside info that Dave Grohl was hanging out down there. Not usually big on starstruck type shit but since dave played the best fucking devil film has ever seen since the dawn of fucking film we figured we'd go down and buy him a drink. Turned out he left like 3 minutes before we got there.

Drove up the coast so wiff could jump in the ocean nekkid. I told her the water temp was 51^ but she didn't give a fuck, jack'll do that to you. She prolly warm up by tomorrow lol.

[supa]

chocolate fudge fucking poptarts

[kingnat]

Spring Break kicks ass. Coffee Bar near campus with Two Hearted on tap. Eff yeah.

[OngBonga]

When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed...
YOU'VE MADE MY SHITLIST

[supa]

^square

[wufwugy]

i hate poetry
i really do
almost as much
as i hate you

[OngBonga]

Wuf wuf, oh wuffy wuf wuf,
You're such a puff,
Which in these parts means fucking homo,
Like flomo,
But supa,
You're super dupa,
Like a trooper,
I bet your missus is a whooper,
Oh supa trooper, lights are gonna get you, shining like the sun,
Smiling having fun,
Felling like a number one,
This is what happens when I drink beer,
you're all fucking queer.
Good night, you bunch of shites.

[OngBonga]

^triangular

[wufwugy]

dude, that was actually really good

[boost]

dude, that was actually really good

drunk or level? this is what I get for coming in here sober.

[wufwugy]

1. he made that in 9 minutes

2. most poetry is GARBAGE. people love stupid poetry that reads like ratchety, stalling vehicle. i can't even get through a couple lines of standard poetry because of how badly it flows on a structural level. but he basically wrote a sentence that rhymes. which is why it works. most poetry is jumping from one point to another without flow, but thinking there's flow due to specific rhymes

3. dont get me started on how much i fucking hate poetry. real poetry is a paragraph that makes a point smoothly

4. drunk

5. why the fuck dont u plai werewolf

[boost]

I've participated in enough online time sinks, and I still post and read several show threads in OOTV.

Also the game just doesn't really interest me. I think I may have signed up once, and just didn't care to ever check back in. Furthermore, due to the Twilight movies and True Blood, werewolves and vampires are officially queer as queer can be.

[wufwugy]

Haven't seen either

[JKDS]

Hey Boost,

Wanna play Mafia?

Sincerely,

JKDS

[boost]

Hey Boost,

Wanna play Mafia?

Sincerely,

JKDS

The day I found out you could block facebook apps, I was so elated.

[OngBonga]

I think wuf just likes Abba.

Also, apologies to flomo for his name rhyming with homo.

[BennyLaRue]

i hate poetry
i really do
almost as much
as i hate you

Poetry?

L7 is sarcastically flattered.

[a500lbgorilla]

Furthermore, due to the Twilight movies and True Blood, werewolves and vampires are officially queer as queer can be.

lol pop culture

[wufwugy]

dont know what abba is dont know what l7 is do know how much poetry blows

[supa]

abba is abba backward and L7 is a square.

[wufwugy]

less sexings means more drinkings

BBC News - Sex-starved fruit flies turn to drink

[d0zer]

THESE fuckers know how to drink:

crippling alcoholism: the grey, shriveled liver of reddit

[boost]

THESE fuckers know how to drink:

crippling alcoholism: the grey, shriveled liver of reddit

reading this shit makes me want to never drink again.

[wufwugy]

in other news, it takes 1500 pounds of marijuana smoked in 15 minutes to OD

[bigred]

in other news, it takes 1500 pounds of marijuana smoked in 15 minutes to OD

[bigred]

THESE fuckers know how to drink:

crippling alcoholism: the grey, shriveled liver of reddit

Just patted myself on the back, where's the booze?

[OngBonga]

My thoughts exactly.

[Luco]

My thoughts exactly.

Couple of pointers

1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^

[bigred]

Couple of pointers

1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^

I mean, you'd probably start throwing up and pass out after like 15 hits...

[d0zer]

Everytime I've ever tried to smoke myself stupid I just get to a point where my lungs scream "no", and I can't even force myself to smoke anymore. just gets wasted by short hauls that get shot out too fast.

also snoop dog once bragged "we go'n smoke 1/24000th a lethal dose tonight". I would not try to one-up snoop.

[OngBonga]

Couple of pointers

1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^

24k oz, I have to admit it would take me longer than 15 minutes to smoke such a quantity. I think I'd need a week at least.
Tipp-ex? Erm, no thanks.

[supa]

Gonna need this thread up top for later.

Corned beef in the crockpot, Jameson on the shelf and the murphys to light the way. Time to get Irie (not that kind of Ong).

Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced (Lyrics On Screen) - YouTube

Happy St. Pattys day all my drunken frands!

[OngBonga]

English people are stupid, we celebrate St Patrick's Day like it's fucking important, yet most don't even know who the English Patron Saint is, let alone when we celebrate it.

[CoccoBill]

Haaappy St Paddy's! Bhí oíche den scoth agus neart na beorach. Also had a date with an incredibly fucking beautiful and cool chick. Good day. Cheers.