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  1. #601
    Drinking alcohol is all about the effect. tequila always does the trick . Fast and furious , no unnecesarry fooling around. straight up shitfaced 'omg i can't fucking stand up anymore' drunkyness
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    one more football saturday/sunday like this and ima break my pledge to not get drunk in thailand anymore

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    Why have you decided not to get drunk in Thailand anymore?
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    bad run in with alcohol poisoning and none of the safety nets of home

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    Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    And you drink the ice! (at least I think it was you who put ice in his beer)
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    negatory keep the crappy ice out of my beer.

    the night in question started with me downing 2 22's in a period of about 10 mins. many tequila and vodka shots later black out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish.
    Sheila goes out with her mate Stella,
    it gets poured all over her fella,
    cos shes says, man he aint no better
    than the next man kicking up fuss
    drunk, she stumbles down by a river
    screams calling london,
    none of us heard her coming,
    i guess the carpet weren't rolled out
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    Worked 10hrs on a holiday for doubletime. Got drunk and ate awesome foods with me wiff. Casa de soria ftw! #9 taco, enchilada and chili relleno. Back for another 10 tomorrow but had a great few hours in between.
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    What the fizzuck? Had 700 posts like yesterday I think

    Now 699???
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    JW STRAIGHT IS A HELLUVA DRUG

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  13. #613
    not drunk but bumping this so it stays on the front page of commune cuz i couldnt find thread last time i was drunk
  14. #614
    that's some solid thinking ahead
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    Bloody marys at the bar at liek noon. Home like 7 hrs later. Proper fucking drunk bump bitches.
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    And who the fuck gave M2M the powers to lock this shit?

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...er-189225.html

    But yeah, much satisfaction.
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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  17. #617
    apparently der be some abnoxiously competitive cunts playing da curling.... with friends who tell me i'm over-excited when my team scores.... even fi we're down 8-1... like i'm some sort of uber-cunt for trying to have fun...

    it is my secret goal to get kicked out of the curlign club next week... shhhhhhhh don't tell the masses//// shits about to get reeeeerealllll
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  18. #618
    hey fuckers, it's my golden birthday. fuck you all.

    i love you.
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    NOT sober. not even close.
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    Sober now, not for long.

    Fuck too GMML. Happy birthday.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    God damn this shit, why was this one the second page. Nothing like drinking on a tuesday night. Oh, the life. Couldn't resist had to sample my whisky before the official tasting.

    And bitches be bitches.
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    4hrs since i opened the first bottle of plonk. Three hours since i arrived at a bar. 1 hour since i left. half an hour since i opened the next bottle.

    ahh, life

    http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/a/ackerman-play.html
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    goethe would love that shit
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    Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Merry christjmas and other less exciting times to my non christmas celebrating friends.

    I fear tommorow I will regret having not followede the saying:

    beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear.
    I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Merry christjmas and other less exciting times to my non christmas celebrating friends.

    I fear tommorow I will regret having not followede the saying:

    beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear.
    Just drink a whole bunch of water. Headache medicine and enough water to piss like seven times
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    was so drunk last night I couldn't even post in this thread. woke up feeling like a bag of bruised dicks.
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    how is this different from any other day?

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    Usually he wakes up inside of a bruised bag of dicks.
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    I went out to a rock and roll show. quite enjoyed myself. the glass or few of whiskey to start and end the night was different and frankly, unnecessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish.
    this needs more love

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    3:54 pm and im drunk..... this seems like a great habiit.
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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    NO ONESSSSSSSSSSSSS EVER GONNA LOVE YOU MOAR TYHAN I DO

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    THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT DRUNK IN THAILAND AND BY NIGHT I MEAN AFTERNOON AND BY AFTERNOON I ME WAHTEHGSKHASDKLGSDA

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    wher the fuck are thekkool kids when IM DRUNK/
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear.
    beer before liquor, never sicker...

    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT DRUNK IN THAILAND AND BY NIGHT I MEAN AFTERNOON AND BY AFTERNOON I ME WAHTEHGSKHASDKLGSDA
    one last singha, one last bucket, one last lady-boy bj?

    was gonna link to various ptr for lols, but that sort of shit is out of order. Hope your last night was macka. (chinese bot account crushing high stakes, wtf??!)
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    it's the end of the world as i know it.

    and interestingly enough i feel fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    it's the end of the world as i know it.

    and interestingly enough i feel fine
    + some
    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

    Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years

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    I was very drunk last night. tru storee
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikes View Post
    it's the end of the world as i know it.

    and interestingly enough i feel fine
    Six o'clock. TV hour don't get caught in foreign towers.
    Slash and burn, return,
    listen to yourself churn.

    It's time I had some time alone

    what's the frequency Rather? grab the tinfoil hats yo, cheaper than steel-caps
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    I was very drunk last night. tru storee
    i was drunk on friday, sunday, monday, and tuesday. Last night wednesday i was out and about for a leaving party but decided on (relative) sobriety and stuck to the decision. True story.
  43. #643
    soooooooooo drunk jesus man

    riding home from friends man coudlnt help but not puke manj. wanna bang sisters friend so bad but not too bad cuz im not a homewrecker but man id wreck her at least one. feta cheese and taco sauce in chicken spagetti good enough. me being stupid is over, its over
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    oh god everything hurts
  45. #645
    It's nearly 3pm, I'm on my second glass of wine, we're having dinner soon, and I'm sick to fucking death of Christmas music already.

    Four dead birds for Christmas, turkey and pheasant, plus two that I can't recall. Up yours, veggies.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    id fuck u and your mom... no seriously. both of u's
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat View Post
    id fuck u and your mom... no seriously. both of u's
    Those are the other two dead birds he was talking about.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
  48. #648
    Duck and guniea were the other two. My auntie wouldn't eat the duck because they're aw so cute. Pigs are cute too, but that doesn't stop her eating the sausage wrapped in bacon, naturally.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
  49. #649
    fuck, I shoulda been in this thread last night. My brain was swimming in booze.
  50. #650
    I was too drunk to post last night
  51. #651
    shots to help with digestion after food is such a cocktease
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    I was too drunk to post last night
    I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes."

    That's how drunk I was.




    p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.
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    both to balance me out so I'm just derp imo
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    Does anyone else giggle uncontrollably when they see Colin Hanks??
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    I would, once again, like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. I smile every time it's 'bumped'

    P.S. I may be under the influence at the moment
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  57. #657
    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss
    oh my god every thing is heavy


    i think im drunk
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
  58. #658
    Oh my god, you're all fag.

    Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy

    two smirnoffs and i am drunk

    god this is so awesome i love it
    I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle View Post
    two smirnoffs and i am drunk
    You'd be a cheap date.

    I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy.

    Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.
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  60. #660
    Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 .
    after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free.
    I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please.
    she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together.
    so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans .
    so she goes im kitchen and updates the order.
    mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef.
    oh. Tl;dr
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    HAPPY NEW YEAR WHOOOO!!
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    HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 THREE
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    whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.

    I LOVE YOU ALL.
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    wtf, first post in 18 days??????
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.

    I LOVE YOU ALL.
    I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.
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    Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy View Post
    Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
    Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    The plane doesn't leave until 1400 and the clock's reading only just gone 7pm?
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    Holy fuck. I'm still tipsy. Went out. Bought a $7 beer. Said fuck this. Went to liquor store. Bought a $8 flask of Hennessy. Snuck that shit back in the bar. Success.
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    Did you guys know that if you just vomit up all the alcohol, then you dont get a hangover? It was a pretty cool surprise
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    I call it TC for tactical chunder. One of the best pieces of knowledge I possess.
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