SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..


i'd like ot have a houmors pun h line there, but i can't think or shit. so fuck u guys.

I've been fukin' cunted for most of Xmas break. it's great.. I got a 12 pack of corona for xmas eve.. which i've railed on so mcuh... on these forums, mostly because I think people that buy it and like it are posers who could discover that driinking Miler lite with lime is like 95% the same thing for 1/2 the cost. So I did the equirvaltn of a hate fuck on that beer.. and chugged it out of the bottles.. it's was awesoem.. I booted tewice from the foam.

I'm currently pounding a Sammy A variety pack.. it's solid.. i'm hoping to switch bourbon soon.. or scotch...

wtf is the idff between scotch, whiskey and bourbon.. plz form your answers in eith3re Iambic pentameter, limeric or haiku....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND go.