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11-03-2011 11:17 PM #1
Shotglass View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Dec 2010 Posts 1,755 Location feelin' allright	yipeeeeeeeeeee FTW!
	Originally Posted by givememyleg i'll never understand how anyone can go through life being sober.
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11-04-2011 10:21 AM #2
TheLongGrind View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Oct 2010 Posts 328 Location Belgium	Drinking alcohol is all about the effect. tequila always does the trick . Fast and furious , no unnecesarry fooling around. straight up shitfaced 'omg i can't fucking stand up anymore' drunkyness

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11-05-2011 05:42 PM #3
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j..._1qJ0QB4mBYFoQ RIP- Mark Loquiao
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-05-2011 05:43 PM #4
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	one more football saturday/sunday like this and ima break my pledge to not get drunk in thailand anymore
	?wut
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11-05-2011 06:14 PM #5
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	Why have you decided not to get drunk in Thailand anymore?
	I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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11-05-2011 06:26 PM #6
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	bad run in with alcohol poisoning and none of the safety nets of home
	?wut
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11-05-2011 07:32 PM #7
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish.
	I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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11-05-2011 09:29 PM #8
WillburForce View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date May 2006 Posts 2,791 Location SW London	Originally Posted by DanAronG Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish. Sheila goes out with her mate Stella, it gets poured all over her fella, cos shes says, man he aint no better than the next man kicking up fuss drunk, she stumbles down by a river screams calling london, none of us heard her coming, i guess the carpet weren't rolled out
	Normski
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12-10-2011 10:21 PM #9
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	Originally Posted by DanAronG Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish. this needs more love
	?wut
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11-05-2011 07:46 PM #10
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	And you drink the ice! (at least I think it was you who put ice in his beer)
	I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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11-05-2011 08:06 PM #11
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	negatory keep the crappy ice out of my beer. the night in question started with me downing 2 22's in a period of about 10 mins. many tequila and vodka shots later black out.
	?wut
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11-12-2011 12:24 AM #12
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Worked 10hrs on a holiday for doubletime. Got drunk and ate awesome foods with me wiff. Casa de soria ftw! #9 taco, enchilada and chili relleno. Back for another 10 tomorrow but had a great few hours in between.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-12-2011 12:27 AM #13
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	What the fizzuck? Had 700 posts like yesterday I think Now 699???
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-19-2011 12:52 PM #14
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	JW STRAIGHT IS A HELLUVA DRUG
	?wut
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11-21-2011 08:27 PM #15
Micro2Macro View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jan 2009 Posts 5,314 Location No structure	not drunk but bumping this so it stays on the front page of commune cuz i couldnt find thread last time i was drunk

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11-22-2011 01:25 PM #16
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	that's some solid thinking ahead

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11-22-2011 10:46 PM #17
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Bloody marys at the bar at liek noon. Home like 7 hrs later. Proper fucking drunk bump bitches.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-22-2011 10:50 PM #18
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	And who the fuck gave M2M the powers to lock this shit? http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...er-189225.html But yeah, much satisfaction.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-23-2011 03:08 AM #19
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 3,124	apparently der be some abnoxiously competitive cunts playing da curling.... with friends who tell me i'm over-excited when my team scores.... even fi we're down 8-1... like i'm some sort of uber-cunt for trying to have fun... it is my secret goal to get kicked out of the curlign club next week... shhhhhhhh don't tell the masses//// shits about to get reeeeerealllll m
	So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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11-26-2011 06:52 PM #20
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	hey fuckers, it's my golden birthday. fuck you all. i love you.

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11-26-2011 09:33 PM #21
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	NOT sober. not even close.

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11-26-2011 10:10 PM #22
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Sober now, not for long. Fuck too GMML. Happy birthday.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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11-27-2011 02:53 AM #23
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Ok, not sober
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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12-07-2011 02:30 AM #24
!Luck View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2004 Posts 1,876 Location Under a bridge	God damn this shit, why was this one the second page. Nothing like drinking on a tuesday night. Oh, the life. Couldn't resist had to sample my whisky before the official tasting. And bitches be bitches.

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12-07-2011 05:25 AM #25
daven View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries trolling freetrollers Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 8,697 Location soaking up ethanol, moving on up	... 4hrs since i opened the first bottle of plonk. Three hours since i arrived at a bar. 1 hour since i left. half an hour since i opened the next bottle. ahh, life http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/a/ackerman-play.html etc goethe would love that shit
	Last edited by daven; 12-07-2011 at 05:38 PM. don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit allin, reload, repeat please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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12-10-2011 07:54 PM #26
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Merry christjmas and other less exciting times to my non christmas celebrating friends. I fear tommorow I will regret having not followede the saying: beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear.
	I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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12-10-2011 08:55 PM #27
wufwugy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date May 2006 Posts 26,076	Originally Posted by DanAronG Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Merry christjmas and other less exciting times to my non christmas celebrating friends. I fear tommorow I will regret having not followede the saying: beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear. Just drink a whole bunch of water. Headache medicine and enough water to piss like seven times

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12-15-2011 06:47 AM #28
daven View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries trolling freetrollers Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 8,697 Location soaking up ethanol, moving on up	Originally Posted by DanAronG Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear. beer before liquor, never sicker... Originally Posted by bikes THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT DRUNK IN THAILAND AND BY NIGHT I MEAN AFTERNOON AND BY AFTERNOON I ME WAHTEHGSKHASDKLGSDA one last singha, one last bucket, one last lady-boy bj? was gonna link to various ptr for lols, but that sort of shit is out of order. Hope your last night was macka. (chinese bot account crushing high stakes, wtf??!)
	Last edited by daven; 12-15-2011 at 06:49 AM. don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit allin, reload, repeat please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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12-10-2011 09:15 PM #29
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	was so drunk last night I couldn't even post in this thread. woke up feeling like a bag of bruised dicks.

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12-10-2011 09:39 PM #30
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	how is this different from any other day?
	?wut
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12-10-2011 09:44 PM #31
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Usually he wakes up inside of a bruised bag of dicks.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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12-10-2011 10:11 PM #32
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	I went out to a rock and roll show. quite enjoyed myself. the glass or few of whiskey to start and end the night was different and frankly, unnecessary.

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12-11-2011 05:42 AM #33
BankItDrew View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 8,291 Location Losing Prop Bets	finally having a decent drunken sesh

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12-11-2011 05:54 PM #34
!Luck View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2004 Posts 1,876 Location Under a bridge	3:54 pm and im drunk..... this seems like a great habiit.

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12-12-2011 12:43 AM #35
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Drunk and bored sux
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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12-12-2011 12:48 AM #36
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	NO ONESSSSSSSSSSSSS EVER GONNA LOVE YOU MOAR TYHAN I DO
	?wut
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12-14-2011 12:29 AM #37
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT DRUNK IN THAILAND AND BY NIGHT I MEAN AFTERNOON AND BY AFTERNOON I ME WAHTEHGSKHASDKLGSDA
	?wut
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12-15-2011 04:18 AM #38
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	wher the fuck are thekkool kids when IM DRUNK/
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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12-17-2011 03:18 AM #39
bikes View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries watch the throne Join Date Nov 2007 Posts 7,423 Location house	it's the end of the world as i know it. and interestingly enough i feel fine
	?wut
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12-17-2011 03:20 AM #40
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	Originally Posted by bikes it's the end of the world as i know it. and interestingly enough i feel fine + some
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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12-21-2011 10:33 PM #41
daven View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries trolling freetrollers Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 8,697 Location soaking up ethanol, moving on up	Originally Posted by bikes it's the end of the world as i know it. and interestingly enough i feel fine Six o'clock. TV hour don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. It's time I had some time alone what's the frequency Rather? grab the tinfoil hats yo, cheaper than steel-caps
	don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit allin, reload, repeat please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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12-21-2011 10:04 PM #42
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 3,124	I was very drunk last night. tru storee
	So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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12-21-2011 10:34 PM #43
daven View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries trolling freetrollers Join Date Aug 2007 Posts 8,697 Location soaking up ethanol, moving on up	Originally Posted by kingnat I was very drunk last night. tru storee i was drunk on friday, sunday, monday, and tuesday. Last night wednesday i was out and about for a leaving party but decided on (relative) sobriety and stuck to the decision. True story.
	don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit allin, reload, repeat please read: http://www.philgalfond.com/lets-make-some-changes/
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12-24-2011 04:14 AM #44
wufwugy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date May 2006 Posts 26,076	soooooooooo drunk jesus man riding home from friends man coudlnt help but not puke manj. wanna bang sisters friend so bad but not too bad cuz im not a homewrecker but man id wreck her at least one. feta cheese and taco sauce in chicken spagetti good enough. me being stupid is over, its over

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12-24-2011 06:26 PM #45
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	oh god everything hurts

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12-25-2011 10:52 AM #46
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 25,005 Location England	It's nearly 3pm, I'm on my second glass of wine, we're having dinner soon, and I'm sick to fucking death of Christmas music already. Four dead birds for Christmas, turkey and pheasant, plus two that I can't recall. Up yours, veggies.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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12-27-2011 01:38 AM #47
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 3,124	id fuck u and your mom... no seriously. both of u's
	So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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12-27-2011 02:11 AM #48
BooG690 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Honorary Admin Join Date Mar 2009 Posts 5,090 Location I am Queens Blvd.	Originally Posted by kingnat id fuck u and your mom... no seriously. both of u's Those are the other two dead birds he was talking about.
	That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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12-27-2011 11:57 AM #49
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 25,005 Location England	Duck and guniea were the other two. My auntie wouldn't eat the duck because they're aw so cute. Pigs are cute too, but that doesn't stop her eating the sausage wrapped in bacon, naturally.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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12-27-2011 03:05 PM #50
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 11,278	fuck, I shoulda been in this thread last night. My brain was swimming in booze.

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12-27-2011 03:52 PM #51
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	I was too drunk to post last night

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12-27-2011 04:12 PM #52
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 11,278	Originally Posted by d0zer I was too drunk to post last night I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes." That's how drunk I was. p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.

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12-27-2011 04:01 PM #53
kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,455 Location Nu Zuland bru	shots to help with digestion after food is such a cocktease

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12-27-2011 04:48 PM #54
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}

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12-27-2011 06:08 PM #55
d0zer View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2007 Posts 4,963	both to balance me out so I'm just derp imo

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12-29-2011 01:42 AM #56
BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,866	Does anyone else giggle uncontrollably when they see Colin Hanks??

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12-29-2011 01:54 AM #57
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,876 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	I would, once again, like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. I smile every time it's 'bumped' P.S. I may be under the influence at the moment
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12-31-2011 12:29 AM #58
Chelle View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 1,686 Location Universe	faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss oh my god every thing is heavy i think im drunk
	I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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12-31-2011 12:55 AM #59
Chelle View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 1,686 Location Universe	Oh my god, you're all fag. Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy two smirnoffs and i am drunk god this is so awesome i love it
	I will destroy you with sunshine and kittens.
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12-31-2011 03:45 PM #60
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 25,005 Location England	Originally Posted by Chelle two smirnoffs and i am drunk You'd be a cheap date. I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy. Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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12-31-2011 05:02 PM #61
celtic123 View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2008 Posts 1,117 Location UK	Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 . after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free. I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please. she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together. so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans . so she goes im kitchen and updates the order. mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef. oh. Tl;dr
	Last edited by celtic123; 12-31-2011 at 05:05 PM.
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12-31-2011 08:30 PM #62
oskar View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Apr 2008 Posts 7,019 Location in ur accounts... confiscating ur funz	HAPPY NEW YEAR WHOOOO!!
	The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
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12-31-2011 09:04 PM #63
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 THREE

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01-18-2012 02:30 AM #64
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all. I LOVE YOU ALL.

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01-18-2012 03:25 AM #65
kingnat View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jun 2005 Posts 3,124	Originally Posted by givememyleg whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all. I LOVE YOU ALL. I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.
	So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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01-18-2012 02:31 AM #66
givememyleg View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Visit Homepage Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 15,569 Location {®¿®}	wtf, first post in 18 days??????

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01-18-2012 04:00 AM #67
supa View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2010 Posts 3,529 Location At the bar drinking whisky with an "e"	drunk by 3pm. passed out by 9. awake at midnight. still kinda drunk.
	“Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all” Put hero on a goddamn range part II- The 6max years Originally Posted by d0zer start using your brain more and vagina less Originally Posted by kingnat Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
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01-20-2012 01:55 AM #68
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,876 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
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01-20-2012 02:49 PM #69
bigred View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2004 Posts 15,437 Location Nest of Douchebags	Originally Posted by swiggidy Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy? Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...
	LOL OPERATIONS
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01-26-2012 01:00 AM #70
swiggidy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Sep 2005 Posts 7,876 Location Waiting in the shadows ...	Originally Posted by bigred Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time... nh sir
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01-21-2012 01:38 PM #71
kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,455 Location Nu Zuland bru	The plane doesn't leave until 1400 and the clock's reading only just gone 7pm?

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01-21-2012 04:24 PM #72
boost View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Mar 2005 Posts 11,278	Holy fuck. I'm still tipsy. Went out. Bought a $7 beer. Said fuck this. Went to liquor store. Bought a $8 flask of Hennessy. Snuck that shit back in the bar. Success.

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01-22-2012 08:00 PM #73
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	lots of wine, but a couple of beers first. Lets hope my beer before wine theory holds up by morning.
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01-23-2012 05:53 AM #74
rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 9,033 Location behind you with an axe	The theory holds.
	I'm the king of bongo, baby I'm the king of bongo bong.
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01-23-2012 01:12 PM #75
JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 6,780 Location Chandler, AZ	Did you guys know that if you just vomit up all the alcohol, then you dont get a hangover? It was a pretty cool surprise

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