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    Fuck yea, captain and sprite w/ awesome pizza.

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    cock sauce and anything asian is great
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    drunk enough to post! guinness & pale ale THATS WAT SHE SAID
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    Went to bar. Got drunk. Got punched in the jaw. Then had sex here. All said it was a good night.

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    “Right thoughts produce right actions and right actions produce work which will be a material reflection for others to see of the serenity at the center of it all”

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    this is getting to be my drunk drunk...drunk?

    ?wut
  8. #683
    bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...













    ...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.
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    sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out.

    8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...
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  10. #685
    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...













    ...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.
    ^^this
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  11. #686
    tonight was a good night

    absinthe ftw
  12. #687
    pretty sure every absinthe night I've ever had ended up a "too fucked to post in this thread" night.
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    I am drinking the boost recommendation of Gruet.

    IT's fucking amazing

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    I'm about to start drinking ale. better post before things get toooo crazy
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    Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
    I hear it's a great way to score milfs
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    Quote Originally Posted by !Luck View Post
    Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
    Dude, this will turn you itno me.

    Getting off wheat and barley and shit for 2 weeks to see if I'm allergic. No beer and worse no jack. Drinking vodka all weekend sucks. Gonna try some rice beer later.
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    jw black for me. not drunk yet, but getting there!
  19. #694
    lots of ale anerb !

    WIN!ING!
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    Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

    bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
    bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
    bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
    $3 large saki!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.

    bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
    bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
    bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
    $3 large saki!!!!!!
    Well I suppose I can forgive your bailing on us given the amount of bacon involved...
  22. #697
    drank a silver of olde english last night. There's something comforting about drinking with old friends and drinking what we used to drink back in high school.
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Come drink sake and eat bacon wrapped stuffs!!!!!!!!!
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    oh shit

    I was thinking the other day about how we never met up. I just bought a motorcycle, but I need to get insurance and tinker with it a bit before I'd trust it to take me all the way up there and back. We def should get up though.
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    Sunday morning(ish) pazole.

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    I never see pozole on the menu at any Mexican restaurants here in LA. Almost every taqueria sold it in Chicago. I need some pozole in my life.
  27. #702
    self deprecation fascinates me
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    It's just all so stupid. We hold ourselves to irrational and myopic standards, and never seem to discover they're delusions. Every problem I ever had was something nobody cared about, only my personal insecurities give them the time of day. If only I could acknowledge this, but it seems my fortress is in maintaining facade
  29. #704
    i know, right?
  30. #705
    good lord i drank so goddamn much
  31. #706
    I also drank too much last night (for a weekday anyway)
  32. #707
    No such thing as too much.
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    Preemptive drunk post. I'll be back with more typos and less sense later.
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    Oj. Fuck. Yeah, that's right.



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    Broke the rules and drank some jack. Gonna go eat bacon wrapped stuffs and drink sake now woot!
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    really not sober. have bacon cheeseburger wraps I made earlier upstairs.

    fuck yeah.
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    Spent the day with the wiff runnin around to various bars around town. Jammed down to the harbor cuz we got some inside info that Dave Grohl was hanging out down there. Not usually big on starstruck type shit but since dave played the best fucking devil film has ever seen since the dawn of fucking film we figured we'd go down and buy him a drink. Turned out he left like 3 minutes before we got there.

    Drove up the coast so wiff could jump in the ocean nekkid. I told her the water temp was 51^ but she didn't give a fuck, jack'll do that to you. She prolly warm up by tomorrow lol.
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    Spring Break kicks ass. Coffee Bar near campus with Two Hearted on tap. Eff yeah.
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    When I get mad
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    ongies gonna ong
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    i hate poetry
    i really do
    almost as much
    as i hate you
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    Wuf wuf, oh wuffy wuf wuf,
    You're such a puff,
    Which in these parts means fucking homo,
    Like flomo,
    But supa,
    You're super dupa,
    Like a trooper,
    I bet your missus is a whooper,
    Oh supa trooper, lights are gonna get you, shining like the sun,
    Smiling having fun,
    Felling like a number one,
    This is what happens when I drink beer,
    you're all fucking queer.
    Good night, you bunch of shites.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    ^triangular
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    ongies gonna ong
  50. #725
    dude, that was actually really good
  51. #726
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    dude, that was actually really good
    drunk or level? this is what I get for coming in here sober.
  52. #727
    1. he made that in 9 minutes

    2. most poetry is GARBAGE. people love stupid poetry that reads like ratchety, stalling vehicle. i can't even get through a couple lines of standard poetry because of how badly it flows on a structural level. but he basically wrote a sentence that rhymes. which is why it works. most poetry is jumping from one point to another without flow, but thinking there's flow due to specific rhymes

    3. dont get me started on how much i fucking hate poetry. real poetry is a paragraph that makes a point smoothly

    4. drunk

    5. why the fuck dont u plai werewolf
  53. #728
    I've participated in enough online time sinks, and I still post and read several show threads in OOTV.

    Also the game just doesn't really interest me. I think I may have signed up once, and just didn't care to ever check back in. Furthermore, due to the Twilight movies and True Blood, werewolves and vampires are officially queer as queer can be.
  54. #729
    Haven't seen either
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    Wanna play Mafia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Hey Boost,

    Wanna play Mafia?

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  57. #732
    I think wuf just likes Abba.

    Also, apologies to flomo for his name rhyming with homo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    i hate poetry
    i really do
    almost as much
    as i hate you
    Poetry?

    L7 is sarcastically flattered.
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    Furthermore, due to the Twilight movies and True Blood, werewolves and vampires are officially queer as queer can be.
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    dont know what abba is dont know what l7 is do know how much poetry blows
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    abba is abba backward and L7 is a square.
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  62. #737
    less sexings means more drinkings

    BBC News - Sex-starved fruit flies turn to drink
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    reading this shit makes me want to never drink again.
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    in other news, it takes 1500 pounds of marijuana smoked in 15 minutes to OD
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    in other news, it takes 1500 pounds of marijuana smoked in 15 minutes to OD
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Just patted myself on the back, where's the booze?
    LOL OPERATIONS
  68. #743
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    My thoughts exactly.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    My thoughts exactly.
    Couple of pointers

    1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
    2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Couple of pointers

    1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
    2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^
    I mean, you'd probably start throwing up and pass out after like 15 hits...
    LOL OPERATIONS
  71. #746
    Everytime I've ever tried to smoke myself stupid I just get to a point where my lungs scream "no", and I can't even force myself to smoke anymore. just gets wasted by short hauls that get shot out too fast.

    also snoop dog once bragged "we go'n smoke 1/24000th a lethal dose tonight". I would not try to one-up snoop.
  72. #747
    Quote Originally Posted by Lucothefish View Post
    Couple of pointers

    1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
    2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^
    24k oz, I have to admit it would take me longer than 15 minutes to smoke such a quantity. I think I'd need a week at least.
    Tipp-ex? Erm, no thanks.
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    Gonna need this thread up top for later.

    Corned beef in the crockpot, Jameson on the shelf and the murphys to light the way. Time to get Irie (not that kind of Ong).

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    Happy St. Pattys day all my drunken frands!
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    English people are stupid, we celebrate St Patrick's Day like it's fucking important, yet most don't even know who the English Patron Saint is, let alone when we celebrate it.
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