I dont get it either.. but this post the and dewar's bottle reminded me of this drinking contest me and some friends had...

we each bought a 26oz bottle.. and were going to have a race to the bottom.. loser had to buy everyone chinese food lol.

first person to throw up automatically lost..

anyways, I bought dewar's blended scotch.. I was a big fan of dewar's finest scotch but that is no where to be found in Winnipeg now.. no idea why..

Anyways, the blended scotch tasted rather bad in comparison, so I bought apple juice.. and mixed it 50/50 for the contest .. Oh I cheated good.. no way I was buying a bunch of drunk bitches chinese food LOL.

I had to be ninja too, we had the bottles in the freezer, and I took mine out way before everyone else because it was starting to freeze LOL, i was like ohhhhhhhhh shit.

Anyways, the entire contest was pretty much a bust,... one of the guys drank 95% of his bottle in one go.. then threw up all over my house.. literally.. puked for like 10mins straight lol.. no one else was even 1/4th the way done... so I cheated for nothing.. and then since the one guy wasted his bottle by puking it all up.. we ended up not drinking all our bottles.. and saving them... I had about 1/4 mine done when they decided that, so we put them in the freezer.. everyone went home.. later that night I took my bottle out.. it was frozen rock solid.. so I let it melt.. poured 2/3rds it out and put the rest of the real scotch back in.. put it back in the freezer.. checked on it later.. wasnt freezing anymore.. 2 days later.. my roommate opens the freezer and takes it out.. its like all slurpeeish.. LOL.. hes like WTF?.. I was like ummm.. thats odd.. whats the freezer temperature on? hes like oh its on max.. that must be it... i was like "phew.. thank god hes dumb" LOL