Drink for Cheaters

[samsonite2100]

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[bigred]

wtf mate

[midas06]

I don;'t get it

[givememyleg]

I don;'t get it

That's what I thought but didn't wanna say it and look omg dumb if it was something that most people would know.

[Bailey]

I dont get it either.. but this post the and dewar's bottle reminded me of this drinking contest me and some friends had...

we each bought a 26oz bottle.. and were going to have a race to the bottom.. loser had to buy everyone chinese food lol.

first person to throw up automatically lost..

anyways, I bought dewar's blended scotch.. I was a big fan of dewar's finest scotch but that is no where to be found in Winnipeg now.. no idea why..

Anyways, the blended scotch tasted rather bad in comparison, so I bought apple juice.. and mixed it 50/50 for the contest .. Oh I cheated good.. no way I was buying a bunch of drunk bitches chinese food LOL.

I had to be ninja too, we had the bottles in the freezer, and I took mine out way before everyone else because it was starting to freeze LOL, i was like ohhhhhhhhh shit.

Anyways, the entire contest was pretty much a bust,... one of the guys drank 95% of his bottle in one go.. then threw up all over my house.. literally.. puked for like 10mins straight lol.. no one else was even 1/4th the way done... so I cheated for nothing.. and then since the one guy wasted his bottle by puking it all up.. we ended up not drinking all our bottles.. and saving them... I had about 1/4 mine done when they decided that, so we put them in the freezer.. everyone went home.. later that night I took my bottle out.. it was frozen rock solid.. so I let it melt.. poured 2/3rds it out and put the rest of the real scotch back in.. put it back in the freezer.. checked on it later.. wasnt freezing anymore.. 2 days later.. my roommate opens the freezer and takes it out.. its like all slurpeeish.. LOL.. hes like WTF?.. I was like ummm.. thats odd.. whats the freezer temperature on? hes like oh its on max.. that must be it... i was like "phew.. thank god hes dumb" LOL

[a500lbgorilla]

Haha, that's actually a pretty good drinking story Baily. Kudos.

[MSG85]

colluding?

[samsonite2100]

^^^Yes!!!^^^

[Bailey]

LOL samsonite2100.. that was soooo lame.. LOL

[euphoricism]

Now, I am fully aware that some of you will jump on me for drinking this, however, it seriously must be tried (and given to females...)

Black cherry Coke + Captain Morgan. Proportions of about 1:8 coke to rum. It is incredible, you will not taste the rum, even though you are, for all intents and purposes, (yes, THAT is the real phrase), drinking it straight.

Some neutralization from the hand of God goes on or something. Its fucking incredible. You're essentially doing shots, and you won't feel or taste a thing.

Honestly, try it.

[a500lbgorilla]

i always thought that "intents and purposes" was "intensive purposes" until a professor sent an email with intents and purposes in it.

[bigred]

Now, I am fully aware that some of you will jump on me for drinking this, however, it seriously must be tried (and given to females...)

Black cherry Coke + Captain Morgan. Proportions of about 1:8 coke to rum. It is incredible, you will not taste the rum, even though you are, for all intents and purposes, (yes, THAT is the real phrase), drinking it straight.

Some neutralization from the hand of God goes on or something. Its fucking incredible. You're essentially doing shots, and you won't feel or taste a thing.

Honestly, try it.

That was like my high school prom drink. Easy to hide, tasted pretty good.