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Does anyone remember dolphinsex.org?

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  1. 08-08-2009 09:10 AM #1
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    Default Does anyone remember dolphinsex.org?

    It's down now but I found a copy of what was there. If you've never seen this, you've missed one of the great moments of the Internet. It's at http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html , and keep in mind that this guy was supposedly serious.

    Favorite quotes:

    "WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you."

    "Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them."
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  2. 08-08-2009 11:04 AM #2
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  3. 08-08-2009 12:05 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdman417
    Looks like someone tried dolphin anal sex...rookie
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  4. 08-08-2009 12:14 PM #4
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    The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....


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  5. 08-08-2009 01:07 PM #5
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    so good so good so good

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  7. 08-08-2009 03:47 PM #7
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    dude i laughed so hard.
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  8. 08-08-2009 04:05 PM #8
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    Does anyone remember... very slick spoon. As if it's totally normal for you to be surfing dolphinsex.org
    <a href=http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png target=_blank>http://i.imgur.com/kWiMIMW.png</a>
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  9. 08-08-2009 05:30 PM #9
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    how about cookingwithcum.com? The site used to host a forum with all sorts of hilarity... now it seems they have published a cook book..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  10. 08-08-2009 07:54 PM #10
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  11. 08-09-2009 10:28 AM #11
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    I cannot fathom why that made me LOL but ok... I'm better now.
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