I beat Humphrind in the great clash of titans. I had slowly picked off all of his defenses whilst he was formulating a strong left hook attack. But by the time he made it to execution, My impenitrable wall of pawns and sturdy core of warriors dispatched the few free-roaming pieces he had left and his King was left defenses and wandering. After the match, he challenged me to an Iron Chef competition but my Easy Mac was no match for his 4 course meal.

I'd love to beat you all in chess and then lose afterwards in the Kitchen Stadium.

-'rilla