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01-14-2012 03:00 PM
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the internet is a fascinating limitless source of knowledge. | |
01-14-2012 05:34 PM
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If Scotch tape touches my anus while I'm sleeping, odds are that's going to wake me up and that's as annoying as having worms. We can't win. | |
01-14-2012 05:59 PM
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My girlfriend might get the wrong idea if I ask her to touch my anus while I'm sleeping. | |
01-14-2012 06:06 PM
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10-18-2012 05:49 AM
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I was a stander but I have reached a compromise, a half-crouch I call 'The ski-jumper'. I've found there is better wipe yield to be achieved by this. | |
10-18-2012 08:13 AM
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10-18-2012 09:33 AM
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10-18-2012 12:57 PM
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Had surgery on my right elbow a week or so ago where a splint and ace bandage was used to hold it in place. | |
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10-19-2012 12:33 AM
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I stand all the way up. I've probably already commented in this thread because I find this unusually fascinating. I seriously had no idea whatsoever that people sat when they wiped until one time when I was 10-or-so my brother's friend walked in on me while I was wiping (I had the door resting on the latch, but not properly closed), and he was like "OMG why is the door open and why do you stand up when you wipe?!" | |
10-19-2012 04:38 PM
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Where's the option for have done both? U ever crap in open stalls with other men? Boot camp starts to get weird there. | |
10-19-2012 07:04 PM
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I stand all the way up, or at least I did until a few days ago. Now I crouch, after taking one step away from the toilet. Surely this is regarded as sitting? I'm in a sitting position still. Sitting then wiping is just more trouble than it's worth, your ass is blocking the seat and there really is no reason to do it. If you move to the side to wipe you might as well crouch. | |
10-19-2012 07:11 PM
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Jesus fucking Christ, standers, lose weight or buy a goddamn elongated toilet instead of some pussy round one. Have we made no progress on this in 3 years? | |
10-19-2012 07:47 PM
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10-19-2012 08:28 PM
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I stand, aren't fat and have a goddman elongated toilet. What is so wrong with standing I axe you? We good standers aren't launching vitriolic attacks against the sitting community, are good law abiding, tax paying citizens so I axe you again: what is so wrong with standing? | |
10-20-2012 10:12 AM
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10-20-2012 11:35 AM
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10-22-2012 09:02 AM
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lets elaborate on this a little. What makes the people that smell like poop, smell like poop? A couple of times a week, one guy i work with smells like he wiped his ass with his bare hand and just went on with his day. I always thought it may only be fat people that had this problem, but i encounter 3 people regularly that smell this way: one fat, one very thin, and one very athletic. | |
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10-22-2012 09:21 AM
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Sit and lean a bit forward to wipe. Standing is lol. | |
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10-22-2012 10:58 AM
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10-22-2012 11:10 AM
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Sitting splits the cheeks a bit better, unless you're John Mccain I don't see how reaching when sitting could be an issue | |
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10-23-2012 01:58 AM
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used to be a stander, read this thread, sized up my options, now a sitter | |
10-23-2012 07:38 AM
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Has anyone converted to a full blown stander though? No. Case ca-losed. | |
10-23-2012 09:57 PM
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I converted from standing as a achild to a sitter when I was a teenager. I also converted from balling up tp to folding repeatedly (credit to BuFu). Get way more wipes per square of tp. Saving pennies ftw! | |
10-23-2012 09:58 PM
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This thread changed my life | |
10-23-2012 11:00 PM
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10-24-2012 05:30 AM
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10-24-2012 03:52 PM
#327
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Possibly the first time I've ever been called that. | |
10-25-2012 04:19 AM
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OK, so after being a stander my whole life and reading this thread and dismissing sitters, not understanding how the technique works, I tried again, and had the 'Eureka' moment that must have hit all stander/sitter converts worldwide. | |
10-25-2012 04:24 AM
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WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS | |
10-25-2012 05:03 AM
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10-25-2012 03:46 PM
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10-25-2012 03:50 PM
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10-25-2012 11:03 PM
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You don't?! If I felt it wss particularly large I 100% look first. Once in high school we had the auto flushers and a dropped a good 9 inche, wrapped tp around sensor and left it for nrxt person to admire. I take great pride in large poos. | |
10-25-2012 11:23 PM
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I don't make shit. I make art. | |
10-26-2012 12:07 AM
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Well, I guess it was only a matter of time until people actually started posting pictures of poo in this thread. | |
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10-26-2012 12:07 AM
#336
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It looks like your asshole was bloody from the prison rale. | |
10-26-2012 12:42 AM
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10-26-2012 12:59 AM
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10-26-2012 02:20 AM
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10-26-2012 03:15 AM
#340
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stacks | |
10-26-2012 03:53 AM
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I have a natural curiosity about it. I don't know how much "pride" I take in big ones, but whenever I'm on a toilet with automatic sensors, it feels strange to betray my natural tendency to see what my poo looks like. | |
10-26-2012 06:01 AM
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10-26-2012 08:41 AM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | |
10-28-2012 08:24 PM
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JFC STACKS | |
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10-28-2012 11:55 PM
#345
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Anyone heard from salsa lately? | |
10-29-2012 05:24 PM
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07-13-2013 10:10 AM
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Saw a stander yesterday. It creeped me out a bit, and made me think of this thread.lol. | |
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07-13-2013 11:03 AM
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This thread inspired me to try sitting. As I leaned over to make room for my hand, my dangling penis uncomfortably bounced off the rim. Not giving up I reached under to wipe and my hand touched the toilet seat. | |
07-13-2013 02:57 PM
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07-13-2013 03:13 PM
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07-13-2013 03:39 PM
#351
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Is this a good question to ask on a first date? | |
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07-13-2013 10:11 PM
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07-14-2013 04:55 AM
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Happens to me too on occasion. When you know some other people are in the house but you think they're in some other room when you go to the toilet. | |
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07-14-2013 04:28 PM
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I had a feeling I was in the minority. Damn thing always flushes when I stand up at work to wipe! | |
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07-14-2013 05:13 PM
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07-20-2013 04:15 PM
#356
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Public toilet! | |
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07-20-2013 04:15 PM
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07-23-2013 06:19 PM
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have you ever seen the standing/hovering only toilets in some countries? | |
07-30-2013 03:18 AM
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BANNED
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Standing? WTF? |
07-30-2013 10:32 AM
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07-30-2013 03:15 PM
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They are super common in Thailand. It seemed moreso in BKK than up north. I never shat in one. I would've-- just never had to. I would like to think I'd have faced the wall, as opposed to the door, just to throw the universe a bit off kilter. | |
07-30-2013 03:43 PM
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They're also common in turkey and morocco, although everyone is modernizing these days. I used one once when I had to visit a client south of Paris, a construction facility with old infrastructure. | |
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07-30-2013 03:49 PM
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BANNED
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Tried standing for 30 days (but not by choice) |
07-31-2013 11:01 AM
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you're a convert not, right? | |
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07-31-2013 11:16 AM
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I had to squat on a train from Chiang mai to Bangkok. My train was at 9pm, at 8pm I figured I could go eat or get a foot massage. I chose the foot massage but I was really hungry as I was on my way to the station afterwards so stopped at a street vendor and ordered something. It seems this was a mistake. I woke at 4am with pains in my stomach and needing a shit. I was determined to hold out until approx 9am when I would arrive at,my hotel. By 7.30 I couldn't wait any longer. I made it to the toilet which was a hole leading straight to the tracks. There's a handle either side to hold on to and a window to the side which is just a 40cm by 30 cm hole in the wall approx head height with a metal bar across it. I squat and go but I'm pretty unwell so I'm shitting water for a good 5 minutes. About 2 minutes in the train pulls up at a station, its a suburb about half hour outside of Bangkok. It's quite busy with lots of Thais and a few tourists. I'm just looking out the window at them, shitting and farting loudly. I even make eye contact with a few people. The tourists looked like they could feel my pain or alternatively that could have been a look of disgust. Fun times. | |
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07-31-2013 11:19 AM
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07-31-2013 11:27 AM
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07-31-2013 05:07 PM
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rong, pretty funny anecdote. | |
07-31-2013 07:23 PM
#369
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Haha those social awkward situations This could totally be made into a Seinfeld episode. | |
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07-31-2013 09:02 PM
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I've been AFK for years. Glad to see this thread still tops the forum =) | |
07-31-2013 10:10 PM
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zwift lives eh | |
08-01-2013 06:21 PM
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Just to be clear, we're all pretending like post #363 didn't happen? | |
08-01-2013 06:29 PM
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08-01-2013 06:29 PM
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hmmm... I don't think that's what I was after. | |
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08-01-2013 08:44 PM
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