Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
I had to squat on a train from Chiang mai to Bangkok. My train was at 9pm, at 8pm I figured I could go eat or get a foot massage. I chose the foot massage but I was really hungry as I was on my way to the station afterwards so stopped at a street vendor and ordered something. It seems this was a mistake. I woke at 4am with pains in my stomach and needing a shit. I was determined to hold out until approx 9am when I would arrive at,my hotel. By 7.30 I couldn't wait any longer. I made it to the toilet which was a hole leading straight to the tracks. There's a handle either side to hold on to and a window to the side which is just a 40cm by 30 cm hole in the wall approx head height with a metal bar across it. I squat and go but I'm pretty unwell so I'm shitting water for a good 5 minutes. About 2 minutes in the train pulls up at a station, its a suburb about half hour outside of Bangkok. It's quite busy with lots of Thais and a few tourists. I'm just looking out the window at them, shitting and farting loudly. I even make eye contact with a few people. The tourists looked like they could feel my pain or alternatively that could have been a look of disgust. Fun times.
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