Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[jackvance]

I do both and both are fine. Maybe the only reason I continue to stand when I wip 90%+ of the time is because the first thing I wanna do when I'm done is see how big it was. Do sitters never get to admire until after they've filled the bowl with TP?

Does that mean you take pride in making a big turd?

[surviva316]

Does that mean you take pride in making a big turd?

I have a natural curiosity about it. I don't know how much "pride" I take in big ones, but whenever I'm on a toilet with automatic sensors, it feels strange to betray my natural tendency to see what my poo looks like.

Maybe it's a legitimate curiosity rooted in the evolutionary advantage of regularly checking on your fecal matter to make sure everything's in order; maybe I'm just some sicky whose fascination with my own human waste would draw the ire of the psychological community. Who knows.