Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[Galapogos]

I'm a stander. I like to look at what I have acheived

I remember in junior high some kid went around asking, "Do you look before you wipe?" like it was the funniest thing in the world. As a stander at the time it made absolutely no sense because I would think how the hell could you not look?

But now that I'm a sitter I have no clue what my shits look like because that would take more effort.