I'm a stander. I like to look at what I have acheived, I like to see if it floats or sinks, and sometimes I have an extra wipe even when I'm clean, because it feels nice. Don't pretend you've never done it, don't pretend you haven't had a good wipe and thought "ooh that was nice", it's ok, it doesn't make you gay, it just makes you weird.
Do you people wipe from the ballsack backwards or start from the back and wipe towards the ballsack? Also, do you moisten the paper when it's a messy one?
One more question... does anyone refuse to have a shit while at home, so they can take a ten minute break at work and get paid for having a shit? Guilty as charged.
Originally Posted by wufwugy
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