From the reddi thread......

Okay, there seems to be quite a bit of detail for sitters here, I'll go into detail for the standers like myself.
When done expelling fecal matter I gather toilet paper while still seated (as for another question I am a folder not a "wader") I then stand. Nearly at full attention. As I leave the bowl I have my left hand on my left buttcheek which is spreading the cheeks to keep shit from being squished between the two. I then wipe with my right hand. The first wipe is usually quite a hearty one. It gets the most of the residue. I then release my left cheek to fold the toilet paper and repeat. 2-4 wipes later I am clean. I also use "wet ones/baby wipes/etc" for assurance after the normal wiping and to feel extra clean.

Is this what you standing freaks do?



On a side note, the reddit thred contains surprisingly similar content to ours.