Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[will641]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are sitters.