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So I was sitting on the can, reading mens health, and feeling content about what I had just done.

So I flush it, and reach for a new roll of TP (special occasion, 2ply quilted.)

So I first tried reaching between my legs and wiping, I found it sort of difficult and I didnt like my hand that far into the bowl. So I tried the other way, leaned forward a bit and reacher around. It was magical. Clean as a whistle.

Also, as a stander I would frequently stand and was forced to look at the mess I made. Also throwing a fecal wipe a few feet into a toilet bowl really isnt that charming, expecially whne ur drunk and you sometimes hit the rim and have to pick it up off the floor. it happens, dont lie standers.

So im a sitter now, thanks OP.